what is your sexual fetish?

haha for somereason that made me lol.

 

shit.. i'll rotate your tires and lube that suspension for ya too

 

=P

 

actually thinking back i don't think i've ever had sex on a wednesday.

 

*readies australian documentary guy accent*

ar, what ye see ere's a prime example of the cyber generations flirtin', tires and suspension.

xD

 

My garage is ladies day every day of the week.. cum in and i'll take a look under your hood...


... these mechanic lines doin anything for ya jk

 

haha.

mechanics lines are always the most sexual.

 

you have never had enough sex then.. if you have never had sex on a wednesday... do you not like fuck your bfs every day except when ragging.. unless you're down with that.. then unless you're just too sick to fuck?

maybe its just me.. and then the whole "i cant be with you because you're a sex addict" comment all makes sense.. (actual comment made by an ex, we fucked every day.. at least once.. usually somewhere between 3-5 times a day... even on the rag.. we'd fuck on a towel.. or in the shower.. we had sex every day unless i was out of town or she was out of town or we were sick)

 

That blue thing on the right behind that sign looks like a giant penis.

 

...ya think you could help me grease up these nuts?

check to make sure the shaft is sturdy and well lubed as well...

 

thats how it was with my ex.. if we had sex we'd do it 2-3 times a day but we were only allowed to hang out when my mom said we could and wednesdays are my moms days to relax and i've never had him over on a wednesday. the only time he didn't wanna fuck was when i was riding the cotton pony

but idk i wouldn't call myself a sex addict but if i could do it every day i would.

 

hhahha

 

No your just a slut.


(joking)

 

it was on the tip of my tongue but i just couldn't put my finger on it... haha jk

 

Well on your 18th birthday.. i'll show up with a bow.. and we can hang out til thursday..

and if you have a bf.. i'm gonna be disappointed

 

its alright.. you can put your finger on my penis...

 

LOL^

i don't think i'll have another boyfriend for a while. boyfriends make me angry. haha

 

can you have your 18th birthday somewhere besides Philly.. If im gonna visit PA.. i dont want it to be philly... lol

 

well where would you like to go haha

 

I dunno.. never really thought of goin to PA before.. you tell me