What is Your Occupation?

I'm a human. that's my occupation. credentials; see belly button.

graduate of the school of thinker bees and skeleton keys, certificate to get out and hug hippies and trees.

a master in laughter, a concentration of observing human behavior after a disaster.

find something good in everything bad, that's the only way out without a layout to wash you out a tad.

 

I work in Telecomunications, right now as a Customer Service Representative....

 

I'm a maid.

 

I'm a shift manager at a Dairy Queen. The only reason the position title matters is I get to wear a pretty blue shirt instead of red. I'm pretty much just back-up and I run shifts when there's an emergency.

 

I'm also a part time Mommy, I think that counts.

 

dishwasher/prep cook/runner/whatever/etc on a harbor cruise boat
trainer/coach during the summer

 

I'm a waitress + bartender + uni student

 

I'm a prostitute.

 

I'm a stay-at-home mother/housewife, have been for almost 10 years now. I'm also the co-owner of a small home-based baking business, and I do a lot of volunteering at the elementary school working with the kids, chaperoning field trips and events. I love it.

 

A religious prostitute! :cheers2:

 

I could afford you.

 

Yeah, sort of like Mary Magdalene.

 

Bitch, please

 

Do you have GodHo tattooed on your butt?

 

I really could.

 

Hell, she'll probably give you a discount as soon as she sees your gardener muscles.

 

No, that's so trashy. Left thigh.

Aren't you like broke ?

 

oh man that was funny.

im supposed to start being a teacher this fall...

 

Not at all at the moment.

...but at the same time.

I don't think that you'd charge me.

 

About jellybabies, amirite?

This is cool, albeit a necropost.

hahaha...

Man, I need to spread the gossip!