What is your dream job?

I want to go into radiology.

 

the only male guard in a womens jail

 

Professional freeloader. I already have the credentials.

 

I don't know, I was thinking culinary school

 

As long as you can make me a sandwich. A fancy one.

 

Helping to protect whales on the sea shepherd.

 

^saw that ship when i was in Alaska.

Also hmmmmm, dream job would probably be travelling around the world, taking photographs and writing about any and everything i wanted...

or

possibly Scarface with alternative ending.lol.

 

it would be awesome if i was paid to travel to paradisiac islands like fiji, comoros or seychelles ... you know, getting to know the world and getting paid, two of m y favorite things

 

Probably a farmer. A pot farmer for the government perhaps.

 

A certified head doctor

 

blow job

 

motorboatist

 

*wrong thread*

 

marijuana grower. i'd invent all kinds of crazy strains.
and a writer/traveler.

 

animal rescue shelter.. dogs an horses... mostly..

 

My dream job is to be a Professor of Mathematics as a liberal arts college, so that I would have teaching and research responsibilities.

Unfortunately, I will never get this job. I am actually quite intelligent and I have even been accepted to a prestigious Mathematics Graduate Program. However, I was forced to leave the Program because I could not keep my grades up to par. Why? First, I have a mental illness called Schizoaffective Disorder and need to take very "mind-numbing" drugs to keep me out of the mental hospital, so it prohibits my true intellectual potential. Second, it is said that one needs, realistically, an IQ of over 160 (yes you read that correctly) to really "make it" as a graduate student in Mathematics or Theoretical Physics. My IQ was tested to be 158. Funny, isn't it? (in a sick an ironic way...). Third, the people are freaky in Mathematics graduate school and I could not form a SINGLE real relationship with people.

 

Spotter/ Statistician: Chicago Bears
Professor of History: Harvard University
Restaurant Critic: New York Times
Owner of several Restaurants
Archivist/ Researcher: Center for Military History (specialist in WW2)
Travel Writer: Conde Nast Magazine
Curator of a Rail History Museum
Cultural Attache' US Embassy in Paris, France
Blogger & organiser of 'Americans Waymarking the London Underground' project

 

. . . be a DJ @ my own radio station

 

It's dull (after the first 2 or 3), and the internet doesn't work either.

 

I want a job were I am payed salary of 250,000$ and only have to show up for work when I feel like it and don't really have to work. (so politician)

Or a female model body inspector.