what is wrong with you?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by whimbrel, Jun 27, 2009.

  1. Didymus Doppelgänger

    Didymus Doppelgänger Misfit Lover

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    I suffer from chronic masturbation.
     
  2. wally m

    wally m 14

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    maybe you should look into how to stop repeating yourself
     
  3. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    Wanna play some domino?
     
  4. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    my account doesn't allow me to double post :confused:
     
  5. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Hahahaha. Ew, ew. You just made me laugh and ew all over. :D
     
  6. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    rawr! yer onnn!
     
  7. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Seasonal allergies/asthma, mild arthritis of my left foot/ankle/hip, and anxiety (mainly over an intense fear of death from health issues).

    Otherwise, I'm extremely healthy. :)
     
  8. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    There's nothing wrong with me happily, but my pancreas refuses to make insulin so I have to inject it myself.
    I'm aware this strike of one organ will probably cause more healthproblems in a year or 40 but since that's far away and I have no trouble keeping my bloodsugar level right at all I'm all good.
    Feeling pretty lucky that my sugar level is so easy to keep stabile though! I don't have the slightest problem with it, unlike other diabetics I've heard of (fainting, hypoglecemia's in their sleep, unable to keep sugar level stabile so you have to watch it every hour or so).
     
  9. gorilla warfare

    gorilla warfare Member

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    i have flat feet and i'm allergic to penicillin.
     
  10. Sweetart_Katie

    Sweetart_Katie Member

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    I have a pretty bad case of Tourette's syndrome. It's fun to fuck with people about it though. Last night one of my roommates made a joke about tourettes and I kinda "freaked out" and told her that I had it and that I was offended. Told her later I wasn't really offended -but it's kinda fun to watch people squirm for a couple minutes! lol
     
  11. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    I have some allergies and a bad disk in my lower back, but it's nothing I can't live with. I would have high blood pressure if I didn't take my meds.
     
  12. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I strongly dislike how some people make a bigger deal of my problems than myself, and of course especially how retardedly they try to deal with it. I hate to see them squirm and although I know it's ment to be polite or sympathetic it's the most annoying part (happily most people I know learned to stop being difficult or a nag about it).
     
  13. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    That sounds like my sister and her athrititis. :)
     
  14. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Yeah, unfortunately a lot of people think you're really fucked when you become a diabetic (which I know can be the case) and that kind of becomes annoying cause I'm doing excellent.
     
  15. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    I think that's great :D

    Taking control of it and not the other way around :cheers2:
     
  16. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I know I'm lucky that it's so easy to control though. It really isn't a bother at all anymore. I'm very adjusted to it after 8 years, so you can imagine how annoying it sometimes can get when relatives or some other nitwits still get oversensitive and polite about it. I'm the kind of person that enjoy (good) cancer and aids jokes though, so perhaps I'm a bit too easily annoyed when they're trying to act so overly correct about my damaged pancreas.
     
  17. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    I think it's kind of one of those things. You got delt with it, you're doing the best you can with it, why get touchy about it?

    But I suppose I do the same thing as your family do sometimes, to people who have cancer, etc.
     
  18. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I'm not. I hate people squirm to act the right way about these things sometimes and I won't do it myself. It's so easy to just 'keep it real' in my opinion, and if they're offended in any way I think it's easier to make clear how I did ment it than take it the subtile way to not try to upset them. With keeping it real I don't ment be as blunt as possible about it of course (although I prefer it myself above the subtile socially correct way).
     
  19. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    My memory is not what it used to be.Also my memory is not what it used to be.
     
  20. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    do you mean you are lazy and promiscuous, or that you are allergic to those things?
     

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