What is too kinky?

ew, ive let guys stick their finger there.. but it they tried to smear it on me... haha.. i dont even know. id like to say id bitch slap but id prolly be too shocked and pissed and kick the guy out or leave.

 

The dirty Sanchez:

Wilst the male is performing vaginal intercourse from the front of the female, he reaches around and inserts his finger(s) into her anus. From there he proceeds to smear the feces on the finger just above the upper lip of the female. This resembles a mustache, very dark brown in colour. It kind of has a racist ovetone to it, as the "Sanchez" part refers to a person of Mexican origin.

FUCK beat me to it LMAO. Could be done either way though.

 

i think maybe something having to do with pinatas would b pretty kinky

 

okay, I read the hot carl has to do with taking a dump on someone's face

 

I think a rusty trombone would be taking it too far.

Just a little too "out there" for me.

 

umm what exactly is a rusty trombone??

another one I read was a chili dog, and you can pretty much figure out what that involves.

 

i dont care about all those names cause call me a prude if you want...

but im not.

the eyes and the person mean so much more to me and i dont care about that disgusting shit.

 

Rusty Trombone:

The male is lying on his back, and the female proceeds to eat his ass out while giving him a hand job. No thanks lmao.

 

lol........ I wonder who came up with these techniques, and who does them on a regular (pardon the pun) basis.

 

paper cut S n M

 

Whats wrong with that one??? You'd like it, I'm sure.


I think I draw the line at beastiality. Too much kink for me.

*Edit* Except with Duck's of course.

 

What 'bout ducks?

 

rubber ducks?

 

http://www.bdsmcollar.org/pages/encyclopaedia_of_bdsm.htm

Anything on this list !

 

Quote:
Originally Posted by Small_Brown
Rusty Trombone:

The male is lying on his back, and the female proceeds to eat his ass out while giving him a hand job. No thanks lmao.




Whats wrong with that one??? You'd like it, I'm sure.

The problem with that is the fact that if the male were on his back, he would have to bend his knees and flex his hip in order for the female to eat his ass out. The other alternative would be for him to have his legs spread and somehow elevated in a sling. Now how uncomfortable is that.

The best thing would probably be for the man to be on his side wherein one woman is eating out his ass while another woman feeds him ice cream or melons. He should then be performing self gratification with the aid of Johnson & Johnson's Baby Cream (from the jar, not the tube). Mattress should be on the firm setting and incense should be sandalwood.

 

Lesbian Femdom Eel Insertion!!!!

 

Thats definatly to kinky... and just unhygenic Yuck

 

I concur

 

i don't think i wold like to be hog tied and then have chocolate syrup poured all over me at all............................

 

Shrimpin' is definately waay too kinky fo me.