What Is The Worst Thing...

animals love eating weed.. i wudnt think it wud get them THAT high since its not that active when eaten raw... but then again, if you compare a bud to a rat's brain, and scale it up for a human, thats a lot of weed lol.
hell, if i had heaps of weed, id eat it, it looks delicious when tis goit heaps of petals and trichomes or however theyre smelt. i love teh spell of weed. oh man tis good.

shit i jsut realised i mixed up smell and spell.. ill leave it caus it made me laugh.

 

Hey dude, be sure your stoned rat doesn't escape! He may just be spaced out and walk straight into traffic or something.....or not be to vigilant when it comes to dodging the ol' rat traps.
My lil dog Pepe (Named after that famous lil skunk!,....God, bless his sweet soul ) . He stole my drink once (Vodka & Orange) and got as pi$$ed as a fart! lolol. Man, he was so funny he could have had a one man...i mean dog show on saturday night live! ROFL!

 

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hahahahahaha.......... jesus christ that's rough.

 

Your list times ten man!! I have eaten chalk and two boxes of cake batter a large pizza by myself...like everything. The other night I ate a loaf of white bread. Bread is so good when you're high. My friends dad goes out to eat when he has hte munchies. My friends mom has a drawer that you can only eat out of whwen you're high.It has the most fattening food like twinkies hostes cupcakes and tons more hostess foods. I can't even remember a quarter of the things I eat on a munchie spree. The list goes on. One day I would like to video tape myself eating on a munchie spree. I think I'd run out of tape because If I don't pass out by morning I could eat all night.

 

sounds like you've got some great friends purcolecrace, i'm jealous

 

One day comes instantly to mind when this question is asked. Story time.

I went home for Thanksgiving and raided the fridge. Part of my bounty was a whole smoked turkey (pre-cooked) and several packets of frozen shortcake buns. Well, back at college, me and some guys get baked and end up back in my room. The munchies kick in and we have no energy to get some. So we drag out this huge turkey and some of the shortcake buns. We are coherent enough to realize that these buns had expired months ago. But we start eating them while cutting huge chunks of flesh off the turkey. All is good with the world.

Then one of the guys suddenly says, "Mmm, what is this delicious cheese-like substance?"

"What?! Cheese-like substance? Show me," I demand.

He holds up a slab of turkey. On closer inspection it was 2/3 pure congealed fat. With a delicious cheesy taste from the smoking process. I was laughing too hard to know for certain, but I believe he finished that chunk. To this day the line "Mmm, what is this delicious cheese-like substance?" is enough to get anyone who was there rolling in tears of laughter. It was SO disgusting.

EDIT: This chunk was at least 1" thick and 6 or 7 inches long. It was HUGE. All yellow/brown fat.

 

lol ericf thats nasty, but hilarious indeed.


Peace - J

 

i always eat stuff thats really simple, like cake or chips or sumtin. i used to eat mac and cheese, but i mess up making it and burn myself.



one time, i ate 2 jars of pickles. so good.
theo

 

Shrooms. I was hungry, so I ate my whole sack. Whoaa that was crazy. Have you ever been so hungry for munchies that you'd eat your pot? Yeah, me either, but I just thought that would be a funny site.

 

lol, I just noticed I eat all day, why is 1 am and Im having a bowl of Cheerios lol.

 

this is good. i once went ballistic on honey ok? we were like "yeah man, its so NATURAL and PURRRE oooooh" and i had like 4 or 5 huge spoon fulls of it and was thinking about winnie the pooh. 5 minutes later my face started itching and i got these weird bumps and my tongue was itching too. i guess that means i'm allergic to bees. no wonder i've always been so scared of being stung. lol.

 

oh and tooken isn't a word yo.

its taken.

 

You know try eating a whole gallon of ice cream. I wouldn't eat for four days. It wasn't that bad, but intense really.

 

chinese food like beef lo mein is great baked

 

so ya.. once me and a few friends got stoned and we got the munchies, so we decided to make a "super sandwhich", i dont remember much but here is what i remember we put on it

-hot cheeto's
-philadephia cream cheese
-salami
-cheese
-chicken spread

it was actually really good

 

MMMMMMMM.....sounds good man!

 

oreo cookies, those one's with peanut butter icing in the middle, dipped in SUPER garlicy salsa. it tasted so good at the time

 

i never smoke, but yesterday i took some bong hits and i was like a vacuum...i ate all day. I ate:
an entire bag of 'hint of lime' tortilla chips
about 20 twizzlers
a whole bag of hickory smoked beef jerky
more twizzlers
then i came home and had turkey n stuffing, and a huge salad...
then i ate more chips.
i'm such a hoss...

 

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