What is the wierdest thing you were taught?

My grandmother taught me how to hypnotize a chicken when i was a kid.

 

how to breastfeed

 

Hmmmm. That's a pretty good question. Uh, I was taught how to identify a fake hooker on tv once.

 

i don't know really, actually some things that i wasn't taught are more strange.

 

its weird when people teach you things that dont need teaching.

 

indeeeeed. thats exactly what i was thinking about.

 

i was taught to always do whatever i can for myself because 9 times outta 10 u aren't actually gonna get any help anyways

 

How to draw with my feet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-StQ_HXQ29A&feature=channel_page

 

wait wait wait, taught by who? mom and dad, teachers, friends, who?

 

I taught myself...its a natral talent,i tried to teach my friend but...I'm not a good teacher.

 

Not to talk to people on the internet

 

Is learning the metaphysics of drug smuggling considered weird?

I was taught that many years ago by a mentor.

 

how can I learn this? I have no desire to smuggle drugs, but the metaphysics of it sound fascinating

 

anyone.

 

Well it is not something I can give a post or two. At least not in RT.

I am out of the smuggling business now.

But the ideas behind it can be used in many other areas.

But me talking about it requires stepping into the fringe world. That is a place many people consider very "out there".

I do not know anyone actively teaching it. The person that taught me is no longer alive.

 

If you would not mind PMing me the basics. Maybe a little practice and intuition will get me going into the practical use of the metaphysical arts. If you don't want to share your secrets, feel free to turn me down. :cheers2:

 

I do not mind telling what I know. The problem is it requires a little more than basics.

This deals with some things most people consider impossible. So a strong foundation is necessary.

I will have to ponder this.

I am not saying yes or no. I need to do some thinking.

If I do write all this down for you, I think I will turn it into a small book.

Also my time is divided between business and personal matters.

I will let you know...

 

My aunt taught me how to tell if a seedling was ever going to produce fruit by dangling a metal peg over it and waiting for it to start swinging: side to side means no, round and round means you're going to get some yummy tomatoes. Works like a charm

 

can you send me a copy if you ever get around to this? that would be cool

 

introductory horology.