what is the stupidest.....

Yeah. She was also probaly like mid 30's but dressed like she was fifteen.

 

I fucking hate it when I like take lunch.. I'll have the doors locked, blinds down, signs up saying when I'll be back.. But people still walk up, pause for a second to read the sign.. Then try the door.. Then they'll try pulling harder, then they'll sgtart banging on the door.. WTF???

 

ok this may be major deja vu.... was there a thread like this a couple weeks back with some of the same stories or am I freaking out?!?!

 

haha i work with one of those, they are the best.. She wears her hair in a side ponytail and wears stuff i see in Gap Kids catalogs....

 

i'm a waitress.

this happens once a week:
me: "how would you like your steak cooked?"
customer (always male): "on the grill...hahaha!"

this one too:
me: "can i get anything else for you tonight?"
customer (again, only guys do this): "how bout a sack of fifties? har har."

argh! and i always have to smile and pretend it's funny. my job sucks.


peace.
LP

 

That was funny. I'll have to use those next time I go into a resteront.

 

Here's one:

I'm a cashier. I ring up this girl's stuff and it comes out to $97.58, or something. She asks me "can you break a $100?" !!

Another. I'm walking to work, it's new years day. I see an old woman standing by the bus stop. Thinking I'd give her a helpful tip, I remind her that no buses are running on new years day. She tells me it is the 5th of Jan. Whatever.

 

yeah... exactly, i'm seeing the same comments in here...

 

Haha yeah I made a thread about the comment I posted here before

 

ok good.... thought I was losing it for a minute there

 

My daughter Brittney was talking to my nephew Trevor who is a marine. They were talking about colleges and such, (mainly UCLA). Anyways, Trev was talking how he wanted to go to sniper school while he was in the marines, and britt looks at him and asks, "hey do they have that class at UCLA!" guess you had to be there, but coming from britt this remark was-well, rather stupid.

 

friend conor asked my friend molly how long she had been smoking.
i said since birth. he replies..."you had a baby?"

my brother...bless his heart...said "they don't speak American"

 

yeah, but ihmurria posted that story about the people in her store before too. im sure of it. it was really creepy. hippylove has a good point

 

it's not so much a single story as an on going problem. I don't think I bitched about people walking into the store after we've closed the doors before though, since monday night was the first time it's happened to me

 

i heard someone say "wouldnt you hate to be born on your birthday" oh wait, that was me, nevermind...

 

haha.. anything Bush says.. especally "It is a shame what happend in Tsunami"

haha, what a dumbass