What Is The Shittiest Thing You Have Ever Done?

Another Parody Thread

I'd mutually manipulate a good friend I had growing up and one time I suggested we involve his brother. I
jerked them both around at the same time it was pretty cool

 

I took a poo yesterday?

err... left a poo?

 

I let the air out of a kid's bicycle tires once (when he wasn't looking), so he couldn't follow me to go play basketball at another friend's house.

I had been chosen by my other friends to tell him that he couldn't play with us. I didn't know how to tell him, and since he wasn't allowed to ride on the road alone, the tire thing was the logical thing to do.

I still kinda feel bad about it.

 

You know this is a parody thread, right? I'm not really manipulative.

 

I shot a man in reno just to watch him die.

 

The shittiest thing I have ever done is so bad that telling all you good people on here would be easily the second Shittiest thing I had ever have done

 

You can decide which is worse:

While working at coffee shops, you either
1) Decaf the caffeine addict
2) Caffinate the Decafs

 

I once punched a vicar after being caught in bed with his daughter but he hit me first.
I got arrested when I was about 15 for pissing against a statue of the virgin Mary at my local catholic church

 

Years ago, I got into the habit of cuddling with my friends boyfriend and she walked in on us on the couch and screamed at us and stormed out with him in hand - they broke up briefly after but they both told me that was small potatoes compared to the rest of their relationship issues. Obviously I know better now to always respect boundaries and I'm a married spud now anyways.
Live and learn and grow.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5UG7ISJfP0

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

 

That is a hard one--I use to be a real dick and have done some very shitty things to people. I would say just being a horrible influence on people.

 

we had farm animals when i was growing up, and one of my jobs was to clean out the pig pen. i can't imagine how 3 or 4 animals created so much shit.

 

Oh well, it's not the first time I've not recognized a parody thread.

 

I don't make these threads unless, every time I pass by the original thread, I keep mis-reading it.

 

I love parody threads...especially when I recognize them

I get games threads mixed up a bunch too lol.

 

Not sure but a former Mayor of Boston had this lisp so instead of saying “The City of Boston” he would say “The Shitty of Boston”


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Cheers Glen.

 

Tis a parody thread

Or i want to be one of those cool ones that dis HF but then spend every spare minute here