What is the most insane place that you´ve masturbated?

lol well someone else said it, so my as well, got sent to a mental hospital...lol no lock on the door of the shower or anything but god damn i was stressed, it helped.


or i guess at work one time maybe?

 

in the lab in the university working alone on a sunday afternoon

 

One of my friends is a cop. He said he can't count the number of times he's gotten a call about a prowler around someones house, only to find cum all over the windows.

 

in class in sixth grade. stuck my hand in my pocket and there you go.

 

on cam..anyone wanna watch me do it again (ladies)

 

1. Sitting at a stoplight in traffic. The idea of someone possibly seeing me made for a mindblowing orgasm. I also needed some ArmorAll to clean the steering wheel and dash afterwards

2. On my back porch in the daytime. My neighbors on both sides were gone to work so there was little chance I would be seen, but the excitement of being naked outside in the daytime was all it took for a fantastic jack session.

3. In jail. Spent the weekend in jail because I got in a fight at a bar. After the second night I couldn't contain it. The guy in the cell across from me watched as I did it. There wasn't much light but we could see each other. He seemed to enjoy the show and I didn't care as long as I finally got off

 

I have masturbated under the covers while confined to bed in a mixed ward in hospital.

There was also a time in school when I got caned after the Art teacher accused me of masturbating in class. As it happened, the accusation was unfounded - as is quite common in boys of that age (13 - 14) I had developed one of those totally inexplicable erections and all I was trying to do was to shift it into a position that wasn't so uncomfortable, but she was convinced I was doing more than that & was dragged off to the Deputy Head to receive 2 strokes of the cane.

Although miffed at the injustice of it all, I wasn't really that bothered by it all as it actually made me a bit of a legend amongst my peers that I got caught masturbating in class - although, because of the kudos I was receiving I never let on that the accusation was unfounded - although I doubt they would have believed it either.

 

At my desk, after work hours.

 

I've made myself orgasm in the public baths in China before, many years ago.

Sometimes seeing all the many girls naked would make me very horny, and I would dry myself off, and then rub between my legs with the towel, pretending to be drying myself there-I would rub just long enough to make my orgasm begin-then I would cough to cover up the fact that I really wanted to moan because of the pleasure of the orgasm, and would hold the towel there tightly and cough until the orgasm subsided. Some girls certainly saw me do this, but I don't think any caught on to what I was doing.

I saw a couple of girls doing the same type of thing-one girl was rubbing between her legs with the towel and had a sex rash on the top of her chest and her nipples were erect-then she stiffened up for a second and let out a deep breath, and opened her eyes and kept going.

I also saw a girl soaping up her pussy with her eyes closed one time-she lingered while doing it, and I'm almost sure she had an orgasm (she tried to stifle her reaction to it-she bit her lip, closed her eyes very tightly, and her face turned red) while I was watching her. I could see her butt tighten up at the moment that she bit her lip, as I was kind of behind her. I'm almost sure she was feeling an orgasm at that moment. I think I was the only person that saw her in that state.

I think it was very erotic that some of us were so horny that we had to make ourselves orgasm in front of others, but pretending that we were actually doing something else. I think some of us were so horny that it only took a few strokes of the towel or our fingers to make an orgasm begin. Sometimes I masturbate and think of what those girls looked like right as they were coming. It makes me very horny to think of that.

 

Don't know if this counts-but I was hammered at a party and decided to do it in front of all of my guy friends. There wasn't anyone else in the room but them and 4 out of 8 of them had seen it all before anyway-hehe

 

Dollar General

 

In traffic.

 

8th grade. back of school bus.

 

school bathroom in 7th grade while skipping 4th hour.

 

I am very flexible and have a large penis. I can fit half in my mouth so I sometimes give myself a blow job. A few days ago I sucked myself on a train and later noticed a lady getting a glimpse through the rows of train seats. Usually I spit the cum out but this time I had to swallow since she would notice the cum puddle

 

my cuzin is pretty hot and she has this thing of fallowing me everywere I go.
One time I came home and found her ''sleeping'' in ma bed so I layed next to her she saw me lay down and smiled she got closer to me and I felt like I had to do something so I started stroking it at that time she turned around and we started making out from there we masturbated each other and rite when I was about to cum I pushed her head down and cumed in her mouth now I live with the sweet guilt of it and she called me and said shell be back next summer.

 

Excellent story! Now do you suppose any of these women would have masturbated in this manner had the baths been co-ed?

 

On the bus right behind a hot blonde chick I had the hots for, as she was sitting next to her boyfriend doing absolutely nothing except watching a stupid movie that was being shown.
This was a field trip to boston in the eighth grade.
I had many one night stands and in one-out one relationships that year. RIVID!

 

I once masturbated in the office when no one was in but the worst of it was, my cum shot all over my keyboard and got down between the keys. Took me ages to clean it off.