What is the most insane place that you´ve masturbated?

Between 2 trees lying down outside while I was drunk. But it was dark so it would be difficult for people to notice. There were trees.

 

At my girlfriend's house, her and I went up to her room when her mom was asleep. She kept jerking me till I cummed, second best day of my life.

 

It would have to be a pub .It was a pub I worked in and it happened during a lockin after hours .It was a dare I couldnt say no to .

 

Hmmm...

In a sleeping bag outside, sleeping outdoors in the summer with a friend in junior high. He noticed I was rubbing my cock back and forth inside my bag and next thing I knew, we were both jerking off. Later that summer, that same friend and I built a fort in the woods. We invited another friend over for a camp out and the three of us proceeded to look at men's magazines and jerk off all that night and next morning.

My office.

Pretty much anywhere I've worked that had a locking bathroom.

In a KOA campground shower while my brother was in the shower next to me.

In the woods. Just got naked and started masturbating.

In my parents hot tub. Found out that if I pulled the outer ring off one of the hot tub jets, I could insert my cock and the pressure of the jet would flow against the underside of my cock. Those were INCREDIBLE orgasms!

Driving a tractor while rototilling. Just rubbed my cock back and forth inside my jeans while the tractor vibrated. Kept going until I came.

On the freeway in my car while driving at night. Pulled down my cargo shorts and went at it.

In a park bathroom.

In a motel bed with a girl while another couple made out in the bed next to us.

I'd still like to be watched by strangers while I masturbate and I want to do it in a department store dressing room, but haven't managed to make either of those happen...yet

 

When i was in high school i fingered myself in gym during an anti drug class lol

 

Well, this was when I was maybe around 16 years old or so.

I was spending a few nights at my best friends place. My best friend lived in an old farm about 30-45 minutes out of town from my place so, we were all on our way to the farm one night.
We were in the van. My best friends mom driving, her younger brother in the front seat, my best friend in the back right and me in the back left seat.

For some reason, I had on a long skirt that went a little past my knees. It was a very thin/sheer material and I remember being a little cold.
Anyway, it was late so, the road was dark. There wasn't much light being cast on the road since it was one of those back roads. The radio was on and my best friend and her brother were talking about something and here I was, intensly hot under my panties and trying to look like I have an interest in the disscution.

I crossed my legs and I started to feel something. I squeezed my legs tighter and continued to fakely luagh at whatever it was they were talking about. This was such a huge tease at this point.
I was sooooo wanting to touch myself but, my skirt was too long and I was affraid someone might see me.
The bumps and jirks of the old van finally pushed me to lay a finger over the sheer material and slighting rub. My hands were already in my lap so, all I did was uncross my legs and draw tiny cirlcles over myself.
I could feel my lips through my skirt and panties. I loved that I could feel what I looked like down there.

I glanced to my side and saw my best friend was staring out the window on her side.
I was so close to orgasiming.
I hit my head to the back of the chair a little too hard due to my aginizing climax that was about to come. My friend asked what was up and I practicly loosing myself said I was just tired.
She turned away at the best of timing when my body started to quiver. I pressed my lips together and held my breath as it came. I came. And wow, it was a long one. I loved it.

I sat very still after that. I could feel my pussy pulse.
Now, I wish she had seen me.

 

In my car driving home to the wife

 

Public washrooms, quite frequently and also in the woods, at a swingers club, in a change room at Sears...I am sure there have been other places..lol

 

In some class in middle school to the teacher. It went unnoticed, i think.

 

I take it that you don't drive a stick shift

 

At work. I worked around a bunch of nurses and some of them were so hot I had to go to the bathroom and stroke it!!

 

That's so fucking hot Spacey. I've had the odd sly wank at work after a colleague or customer has got me going!

What a lovely feeling!!

 

Did it once late at night in the middle of a road, completely naked. I still get hard and masturbate thinking about it.

 

Oh boy, there's been so many crazy places. I've done it in the back seat of my car when both parents were in front, while driving myself, sharing a bed with two other guys who were sleeping, at the urinal in a public restroom...

But this one was probably the best. I must've been about 12. Me and a classmate had talked about boners and masturbation during class, and we'd both seen each other's hard-ons and joked about it. During rehearsal for our end-of-year school play, we sneaked into a dark, otherwise-unoccupied storage room. We started bantering about the usual, and pretty soon we were both rock hard. I can't remember who first suggested it, but we started masturbating. I was usually pretty covert about it, but he was loud AF—moaning about how "stimulating" it felt (yeah, we were nerds). He soon had a (very vocal) dry orgasm, and when he had regained his mind, asked when I was going to cum. I told him that I'd already started spurting, and didn't want to cum in my shorts. So, I edged. Repeatedly. Damned torturous, that was—though I blew a really good load later, you can bet. When he had gotten bored, we went back and joined the others.

Crazy part: the room was right next to a hallway where the rest of the class and our teachers were. Amazingly nobody walked in on us. Apparently, they were making such a ruckus that they didn't hear us, because the room we were in was only separated from that hallway by a heavy curtain.

 

What a great shot it must have been,,,
Fantastic!

 

Mine are quite vanilla compared to some of the above.

Mine are in the toilets at work, in the car on the M25 coming home from Brighton (I was driving). I got a handjob in the toilets of at the Imperial Gardens club in London which is the dirtiest grubbiest club ever. Also a handjob in the playroom at Anti-christ club in London.

I also remember one of my earliest wanks was when I was in the living room and my larents and nan were in the kitchen.

 

Probably the craziest was on a plane. In my seat, not in the bathroom. Wasn't a very busy flight. My boyfriend of the time fingered me for a while, then I finished things off.

 

In the car of my Dad, i was inside waiting him when i left my school day (i had to wait him an hour, my school day finish at 5M and his job at 6:00PM)

Was dangerous, a lot.

 

A number of places have been memorable. At work, working a night shift, I would strip down naked and behind some cubicles lay out on some chairs. Their where other people in the building(very few), but the thought of getting caught was a huge turn on. Did it many times. Also driving down the highway with a married women that I have been flirting with, and her me.. she started to rub me, next thing I know I'm stripped down naked while driving and started masturbating to her enjoyment as she watched in amazement. These where some of my most intense ones..

 

Wow, I've masturbated in a lot of different places, some I guess you could call insane, if the chance of getting caught counts as insane. Some weren't so chancy, but certainly different....
In the lavatory on an airplane. Several times. Usually from reading a book that got me horny, once from a sexy twenty-something lady sitting next to me with nice smelling perfume, I went back to the restroom and jacked off into that tiny little stainless steel sink.
In a hunting stand while deer hunting.
In the shower in the military barracks.
In my upper bunk in the military dorm room.
Driving in my car.
Riding in the back of a school bus.
Driving tractor on the farm. Long days got pretty boring.
Electronics rack room at work, watching a porn movie on a TV monitor connected to a satellite feed.
My office at work, with the door locked, looking at porn on the computer, listening with ear buds.
Just out in the woods by myself on a hike.
In my fenced back yard at night.
Restroom at work (locked door).
In my swimming pool, letting the water jet massage my dick.
In my jacuzzi bathtub, water jet again.
In a hotel room, standing by the window (mirrored so I figured no one outside could see me), watching the people walk by. Spurted my load onto the window, but wiped it off later.
At the top of a pretty tall peak in the New Mexico mountains. Daytime, clear skies, warm weather, nice breeze blowing.
Peep show room in a sex theater in Berlin. The room was supplied with tissues and a trash can.
In a sleeping bag while tent camping.
In the "specimen room" of the doctor's office several weeks after my vasectomy, so they could test for sperm motility. They gave me a cup and said there were some magazines in there to look at. Yep, a couple of copies of Hustler and Penthouse.