What is the most insane place that you´ve masturbated?

I just jerked off in the garden in full view of the neighbours, OMG that felt so horny..

 

Today, I pulled my car over onto the side of a pretty secluded road, but there is still a good amount of cars that drive on it. I had some good material on my phone so I dropped my pants around my ankels and started going. It wasn't enough tho, so i stepped out of my car and into the headlights of my parked car with my pants still around my ankels. Anyone who drove by could have seen me, but I climaxxed right there on the road then went on my way.

 

your house..

 

Mine would have to be my office at work. I know that doesn't sound to insane, but bear in mind that it isnt a big office and ther were two other people in there at the time. The bloke I share with was being shown how to do something on his computor by the boss's
P.A. who just happened to be leaning over his desk pointing her very shapely arse toward me. I resisted for a few minutes but before long had my hand down my pants slowly and quietly working away at my cock. It wasn't long before I shot my load inside my boxers. I got up walked to the toilet and cleaned myself up before going back to work. I dare say that had I been caught, the sack would have been on the cards..

 

As a teen at home, I would wake up in the middle of the night in the horniest of moods. I climbed out my bedroom window, pulled off my underwear and took a walk around the neighborhood. I went about 3 blocks and it felt just great, nude in the night air. It was middle of the night and I wasn't too worried, but I lived in a suburban area with lots of houses. Never heard any dogs, saw no cars and wasn't really sure what to do. I remembered reading somewhere about Diogenes and how he would masturbate in public, and this always intrigued me. So coming to an intersection, right near a streetlight, I walked out into the middle of the street and masturbated. Not in the shadows, but in the middle of the street with a streetlight overhead. What a rush! I knew I had to do this again.

Another time at the end of my walk, I went by the house of a neighbor that I was in school with. Her mother is really attractive and I had an idea (me and my ideas). Her mom's car was always parked in their driveway, and you could see it from my house. I knew what time she would leave in the morning, so I stood in the driveway and masturbated and ejaculated onto the door handle (literally laying the tip of my penis on the handle to get as much of my semen on the handle as I could). I went home the happy, and got up early to watch from my house. She walked out at her usual time, put the key in the door and lifted the handle. She stopped and looked at her hand. I could see her moving her hand trying to figure out what it was, then she got in her purse and got a kleenex or something, wiped her hand, got in the car and drove off. I am sure I masturbated 6 or 7 (or more) times that day.

That weekend her daughter was washing the car and I went over to talk to her. I noticed my long hard crusty semen stain running down from the handle. I couldn't resist. I said "What's that?" She said she didn't know, and I told her she'd better get it off before the paint got ruined. She scratched at it with her fingernail, then rubbed with her fingers to see if it would come off. All this time, I'm getting rock hard. I learned one thing, baked on semen doesn't come off paint easily! I had many, many ejaculatory memories of the whole experience of my neighbor mom and her daughter.

 

I once masturbated during a class surrounded by all my friends and they didn't notice. I cumed in my pants...

 

did it at the north, south pole and equator just cause i know not many else will

 

what is the most insane place you've masturbated?

 

Nothing overly adventurous.

Back seat of a bus
At my work desk
School toilets
In the car
Public toilets

 

I just got done with a great story for this actually haha. I was at a public pool that has a jacuzzi. When I walked in there were already two middle aged woman in the pool. I went straight to the hot tub without saying anything. I was looking at instagram and saw some incredible tits on this girl I know. The jets were on and you couldn't see anything so I started rubbing. I eventually got more adventurous and untied my shorts, putting them around my ankles. The two women never said or saw anything. I then look over at the building there and see a group of women standing in the window (they were waiting for a meeting to start. I climaxed almost immediately after that, all up in the hot tub! Later when I left the pool I over heared the two women saying they never saw anyone walk into the pool area and they had no clue that I was even there hehehe. It was another masturbation session to add to the books.

 

In a taxi

 

Whilst driving on the M6 near Birmingham as I talked on the phone (hands free of course) about sex with my girlfriend. I came very quickly fortunately as we'd been talking for ages.

I never told her what I was up to as she'd have been horrified if she knew I was having a wank in public at 70mph!

 

fuckin airplane washroom man

 

I've done it walking to work while pushing my bike. I cycle to work and used to pass a dead fit slutty looking girl most mornings. I often thought it would be nice to shoot my load as we pass, so I came up with a plan. I would start pushing just before the junction of the road where we would pass, wth my arm out of my coat sleeve and hand down my pants rubbing my cock. My coat was thick enough and long enough to mask what was going on underneath, I think. Anyway when I saw her approaching in the distance I began to jerk trying to time the cumming with the passing, bingo I was right next to her, looking right at her as I shot my load into my pants. When I got to work I went straight to the toilet and cleaned up.

 

Drive through car wash.

 

Circle jerking with my buddies in the woods in my teens. I never got caught thank god but I was sure hoping someone was watching me the time I stripped naked and dildoed my butt in the middle of a field with houses and backyards not very far maybe 200 ft away.

 

I did it by accident in the woods one time. I was trying to pee, but my nerves got in the way, and I cummed instead.

 

The front seat of my own airplane, while flying

 

most recently, in my car parked on a street in king's cross checking out a hot little street whore in a tiny skirt waiting for a guy to blow for cash.

 

I had a hot crush on a teacher at school. I could free it from my pants before the lesson and get my fingertips on the underside of my dome (always had a mad stiffie through her lessons anyway) via my trouser pocket and rub away. Shot quite a few urgent loads on my belly and into my trousers and very nice it felt too! She perched on the edge of my desk once while I was rubbing away and aksed if I was OK. Must have looked a bit red faced and intense or something? Or she'd sussed what I was up to? Was definitely very red faced with embarrassment AFTER her question!!! Next lesson I returned to my furtive masturbating habits, and she never questioned me further ever again.