What is the most insane place that you´ve masturbated?

best is still under the blanket when i was about 12 watching basic instinct with my parents, or in my room after my sister and i talked about catching our parents fucking.

 

I was almost to my place I took a side road I pulled out my dick and I just started slow I came to a stop light and I turned down my road and I puiied off the road and stopped and I hadn't noticed but one younger female on onside of my car another on the other and I was alittltle red but no no don't stop but I did and anyway it of course was in my car going down the road

 

In a public library in the middle of a hot afternoon while the place was full of people ! this was one of my favorite and most exciting sessions ever, they had a narrow steep stairway that led up to an archive room, there was another smaller first aid room with the door open, I noticed the freshly made examination bed and I was just so fucking horny at the time, It seems no one ever went up there so I thought wtf, I left the door open took all my clothes off and listened very very closely for every sound lol, didn't take very long before I was cumming all over those fresh white sheets

 

I jerk off outside in the middle of woods right on the trees. I know... Who cares. I was driving for 4 hours and was really horny. I excused myself to pee went around a couple of trees, as soon as I pee'd I jerk off so quickly within 3 minutes. A big load of cum everywhere... That was amazing... Poor leaves...

 

i jerked off in my car on a backstreet in king's cross last night watching a little junkie street worker in a tiny skirt and tight white top.

 

In the car while on vacation with my family when I was around 12. No hands, I just contracted my pussy and clitoral muscles and I orgasmed. Thinking back now I didn't even enjoy it and was frankly horrified later.

I also masturbated at the lav at work many years ago. That was better but going back to my cubicle after that was not enjoyable.

 

I'm not much for insane places, but I do carry in my backpack a mini vibrator that I have used in various restrooms or outside. It helps because sometimes I'm unexpectedly aroused or upset because social situations cause upset for me, and masturbating relaxes me and clears my mind. But, like I said it's not insane places, because it's always in the restroom or outside with no people around. So, it's not insane at all. It's the same as doing it in my apartment, I think.

I never told this to anyone, so this is kind of weird for me, lol.

 

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Once in my first year of sixth form I wanked over my hot music teacher in a classroom when it was just the two of us in there. It was a warm May Wednesday afternoon and I was feeling horny and I'd had a thing for her since my first lesson with her the September before. I was working on my as level coursework as I did every Wednesday afternoon on a pc towards the back of the room but sitting side on towards the front. The teachers desk also with a PC was facing the front wall of the room so she had her back to me when she sat down. So she came in and said Hi and then sat down at the teachers desk and logged on to the PC and we both worked in silence.

I soon stopped working though because I couldn't stop staring at her and I started getting a huge boner in my pants. Normally I would just wait for it to go down but for some reason I started stroking it through my pants. Of course at this point I thought my zip was gonna burst and I was too horny to stop myself so I undid my pants and slipped my hand down my briefs and very quietly started going at it. It was difficult though because I had to keep it all hidden under there and my wrist and belt kept quietly knocking against the wood of the table. She had headphones on though so I was confident I would be alright. God it felt so wrong but so right at the same time and I exploded after a couple of minutes. There was so much cum it came through my briefs and made a wet mark on my trousers but fortunately it dried by the time I left. She never turned round but the thrill of getting caught was amazing and she still doesn't know to this day!

 

On the highway driving to Detroit. Started off by thinking about a recent hot experience and ended up with a hard on that just needed attention. Managed to keep the car in a straight line, but have to say cruise control helped :2thumbsup:

 

Early morning on Skegness beach. Could see there was no one around for miles, so stood facing out to sea, with the tide lapping around my bare feet, pulled my shorts down a bit and wanked off into the water. Felt great, must do it again.

 

Please clarify, was it the tide lapping around your bare feet or the wanking that felt great :devil:

 

Both

 

In the waiting area of Speech Pathologist's office.

 

1. Internet cafe fantasizing about my friends mom and sister who had just walked in.
2. Bathroom at work multiple times.
3. Back room where I work multiple times.
4. Staff room where I work multiple times.
5. Administration office where I work.

 

I have done it many many times in weird places because the thought of getting caught is highly crazy. I used to go driving naked and jerk while I was driving. A lonely stretch of road is needed for that. When someone would come the other way or come up behind you it was exhilarating and scary at the same time. Fortunately it was never a cop.

I also used to like to go out on the golf course at night, lay down inside the hedges they had around the tees and jerk off looking at the stars.

There was a nice walking path next to a place I used to live. I would go out there at night and find a place under the trees and jerk away.

Doing it in the woods is a major turn on. I have done that on campouts, overnight stays at someones house in the country, taking a short hike in the mountains and finding a quiet place (have also had sex with a couple of different people in that scenario) and any place I can find a secluded place.

I have done it in an airplane bathroom after staring at a beautiful woman sitting across from me who took her shoes off and had the most beautiful feet.

I think the most dangerous place I ever did it was at work back in the storage room where the computer paper was stored. I would get totally naked in there and whack off like crazy. I used to work a shift by myself on a Sunday night so there was no one else anywhere around.

I know there are many other times but those are the most memorable.

 

I used to love masturbate while driving when driving on long stretches of road. The thought of someone driving right next to me was such a huge turn on. I haven't done it in a while though

 

In the middle of the desert while dirt biking when I was 14. My buddy and his Dad went for a ride and I stayed in camp to rest. Started fantasizing and got horny so , had to take care of business. Felt awesome cumming outside ...

 

In the bathroom of a European railroad car in the 1970's. A stunning dark-haired woman walked past. Delayed a few seconds was spicy, cheesy body odor. That did it.

 

Hand under my desk in English class in junior high, to my fine ass English teacher