what is the first thing you said today

i looked in the mirror and said "damn am i good looking"

 

something along the lines of "this place sucks"

 

I got to work and said "Aha, buenos dias!" to my boss.

 

"I'm gonna go pee on your pillow if you don't get out now!" to my housemate Rob who was hogging the bathroom and being all gay. :tongue:

 

something along the lines of "expletive deleted is that really the time?"
cause i woke up at like 5 this afternoon

 

I told my sister to get up so she wouldn't miss school.. but she ended up going home from school because she was "sick" or so she says, haha.. =)

 

are you serious?!!?
because i got up late and had to be at school in 15 minutes to take the act..

 

i was woken up by front desk clerk attemtpin to evict me. so i said heres yer money.5 minutes late n shes evictin.wtf world we live in?

 

I said sumpthin like listen to all them thar birdies out in the field. Sounds like SPRINGTIME!!

 

Something along the lines of "oh fucking bloody hell".
Yea. Something like that.
I'm not a morning person. Especially when I'm sick with the flu.

 

Something along the lines of "oh fucking bloody hell".
Yea. Something like that.
I'm not a morning person. Especially when I'm sick with the flu.

 

I think I said something like "SHUT UP!!! IT'S 5AM AND I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!"

 

*mumbled "Shut the fuck up, Mom...Gooooddddddddd." I don't think she heard me, but Christ she's loud. She was at the front door yelling at the neighbor's dogs...ack.

 

"yeah sure."

no idea why

 

"oh fuck, I dont wanna get up yet."

 

Whatever I said wasn't positive, I'm sure. My life is like Groundhog Day only not funny.

 

I said, "Time to poop".

 

"shut up"

 

LMAO


I believe the first thing I said this morning was...."What the fuck do you WANT!?" It was either that or "Go the fuck on somewhere." I said both...but I can't remember which one was first.

 

i woke up and breathed.. and said ayyyiiii carumba!! whewwww!! go get you a peperment