What Is Heaven Like?

There is... Heaven is just like here, except any bodily functions are prohibited. So eat, drink and be merry.



Just don't shit, piss, or have any kind of sexual urges.



Hmmmm.... That's not going to work very well, is it.

 

Seems you have a problem with art.

Whatever the case, this conversation is going nowhere.

 

It's going a lot of places actually.

For instance, it's going around the sun.

I'm also in the loo, so the conversation has gone there too I suppose.

 

Obviously a tedious literalism isn't the sole province of the religious fanatic.

 

Obviously.