I Read This Very Same Definition Some Years Back......Still As Funny And ACCURATE Today... As It Was Back Then..... Cheers Glen.
Um....these 'chav' chappies are actually what we of the upper and better educated classes know as 'Bennies'....i.e; benefits scroungers. DASHED unsightly troglodyte plebian dorks...ll.but,I suppose SOMEONE has to serve my McFries....
BONJOUR,[he said,in perfect Italian]....apologies,milady-as you know,certain events have kept me rather occupied,of late. Still...your radiance lights up even the glummest of days,oh beauteous one! [ME? CREEPING??? YOOWOT?!?]