what if

What if chickens attacked? Created an army that are very intellegent. What if they are in the coop planning now and we create a monkey army but then they join them?

 

Beef demand will go up.

 

Armies of Chickens and Monkeys....but no mention of Guppies!!!! That's messed up.

 

Never thought I'd get a reply

 

Oh you will get a reply to anything here....and the sillier the better. I love the sense of humor around here....there are some very funny and witty people.

 

World war 3 obviously.

 

Well they will just know that I am going to eat them ahead of time. I love them little wings to death.

 

I'm going to need to get a gun. Or check on the chickens more. Sneaky bastards!

 

it's a good thing our chickens are already penned up. I didn't know the little bitches were plotting against us.

 

Hmmm chickens....

 

What if they'd collaborate with seagulls?

 

The shit will surely fly then!
It would be disasterous.

 

Seagulls would have bigger wings... Humm

 

Tazer, we are going to need you to start eating all the seagulls now. This impending war must be averted. Do your part.

 

I'll eat everyone I see, you can count on me! How are you going to help out?

 

Ha. This is getting serious

 

By telling you what to do.

See, I've done my part!

 

Oh man--what if the gophers join 'em! No ones toes will be safe. They'll jerk a toe off 'ya and retreat underground before you can say"watch out for that chicken!!