what if

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by pandapandapanda, Jun 27, 2013.

  1. What if chickens attacked? Created an army that are very intellegent. What if they are in the coop planning now and we create a monkey army but then they join them?
     
  2. laughing-buddha

    laughing-buddha Relax and have fun

    Beef demand will go up.
     
  3. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

  4. Pokerguy

    Pokerguy Member

    Armies of Chickens and Monkeys....but no mention of Guppies!!!! That's messed up.
     
  5. Never thought I'd get a reply
     
  6. Sassygurl

    Sassygurl Member

    Oh you will get a reply to anything here....and the sillier the better. I love the sense of humor around here....there are some very funny and witty people.
     
  7. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    World war 3 obviously.
     
  8. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

    Well they will just know that I am going to eat them ahead of time. I love them little wings to death.
     
  9. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed and Confused Staff Member Super Moderator

    This is one of the rationals used by the gun lobby for not limiting assault weapons.
     
  10. Sassygurl

    Sassygurl Member

    I'm going to need to get a gun. Or check on the chickens more. Sneaky bastards!
     
  11. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

    it's a good thing our chickens are already penned up. I didn't know the little bitches were plotting against us.
     
  12. Ranger

    Ranger Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Hmmm chickens....
     
  13. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    What if they'd collaborate with seagulls?
     
  14. Sassygurl

    Sassygurl Member

    The shit will surely fly then!
    It would be disasterous.
     
  15. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

    Seagulls would have bigger wings... Humm
     
  16. Sassygurl

    Sassygurl Member

    Tazer, we are going to need you to start eating all the seagulls now. This impending war must be averted. Do your part.
     
  17. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

    I'll eat everyone I see, you can count on me! How are you going to help out?
     
  18. Ha. This is getting serious
     
  19. Sassygurl

    Sassygurl Member

    By telling you what to do.

    See, I've done my part!
     
  20. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Oh man--what if the gophers join 'em! No ones toes will be safe. They'll jerk a toe off 'ya and retreat underground before you can say"watch out for that chicken!!
     

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