What if...........

Oh gods its true, its so true!!! All that deep introspection, the mystical discoveries, the experiments with reality, the knowledge of connection and universal understanding!!! All of it so abosolutely boring!!! If only I had never wasted a trip with personal experience, and had instead been blessed with the ability have my jaw fall off and cause a scene likely to warrent a human interest story on the evening news...curses!!!! CURSES!!!!

 

There, dont you feel much better? Now you know all those mystical discoveries, universal understandings, and knowledge of connections were not only just unreal, but also confined within your own head? The truth is becoming clearer to this one

 

So that is what acid is for: making trips to the local lockup more fun and colorful.

 

Your session is over now, glad you came to the proper conclusion without having too many episodes

 

So will you except pieces of string as payment?

 

Only nylon, classical guitar string will do. You got some?

 

cheese

 

Well not me personally, but there was this singing hobo with a guitar down the way, I bet I could sucker him out of it.

 

Alright, but I aint eating it

 

Well I dont know, hobo's usually jam on steel strings....