What if you don't really exist?

Heres a crazy notion.... what if you.... omg this is sooo crazy... do exist?


retards

 

well then, as Woody Allen said, I definately overpaid for my carpet.

 

The world will miss me!

 

"Je pense donc je suis"

 

One word: Philosophy

edit: Actually, I think a better word, and correct me if I am wrong is: Sophist

Go do some research and respect other views, especially intellectual views.

 

NO,im the smartist

 

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sorry,im a tosser

 

HAHA mother angelica..

 

What if we're not really here?
Then I don't really have to worry about my lab report.

What if we're really part of someone else's dream?
What if that person dreams that you have a pole sticking up your ass?

What if there really isn't an afterlife, we just stay dead?
What if you decompose and worms come out of your nose?

What's the point of us doing anything if all this is true?
fucking social institutions have us boxed into our jobs and it's illegal to strike

What if we're all truly alone?
As opposed to what? Fakely alone?

How come the only person who really knows what's going on in my mind is me?
Why? Do you WANT everyone seeing every time you think about masturbation?

Why is everyone staring at me?
You have a pole sticking up your ass

 

whoa peace, if that's you in the picture you look identical to me...
and puddin i love modest too

 

What if we're just brains in a vat