What if testicles couldn't be seen

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ezm8, Dec 10, 2013.

  1. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    would they be called "invisi-balls"?
     
  2. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    ovaries
     
  3. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Do you mean by the naked eye?
     
  4. deleted

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    haha.,.
     
  5. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    I thought of this when I was looking at people's rep totals. Some members have about as much rep showing as people with much fewer posts, so I figured that the rep displayed tops out at a certain point. If you've got more rep than what is showing, then I bet you have "invisi-balls".

    I bet orison and heat have invisiballs
     
  6. deleted

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    only so many balls will fit....
     
  7. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    i think it's terrible evolutionary "design" to have external testicles. we all know how vulnerable to injury they are.
    but they have to be outside the body because sperm production isn't optimal at body temperature. and there's the flaw. why can't we just make sperm at body temp. and have our balls safe and sound on the inside?
    dont get me wrong, my penis would still be on the outside (in all of its glory)
     
  8. broony

    broony Banned

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    it would be nice to be able to have some ability where you could tuck them in for protection.. kinda like a turtle hiding in his shell..

    then the day is over and you take em out wash and let then free ball aLL night long..

    this would save so many problems in the summer... cause our shell got fucking AC
     
  9. bird_migration

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    I know plenty of guys whose testicals can't be seen.
     
  10. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    Then you couldn't see hear and feel them smacking the female during doggystyle. And that would just be not as fun.
     
  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    stay out of nudist colonies and gym locker rooms and they generally can't be seen.
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    because they're in your mouth
     
  13. RubySoho6

    RubySoho6 Organized Chaos

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    NICE!!!!:2thumbsup:
     
  14. GLENGLEN

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    Sit Back Folks And Wait For The Resultant Explosion...:lurk5:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  15. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    as much fun as that is, i honestly might give up that nut-smacking joy - for never having to know the pain of getting hit hard in the testicles.
     
  16. MeatyMushroom

    MeatyMushroom Juggle Tings Proppuh

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    I'm trying to find the video of this, it was on an episode of "Mind, Body and Kickass Moves"

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    6minutes ish for the testicle bit.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZrNnnjNzUY"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZrNnnjNzUY
     
  17. lode

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    What if they could be seen from the moon like the great wall?
     
  18. Quoth the Raven

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    Mine can :2thumbsup:

    It gives the atronauts on the international space station something to look at besides all those boring continents.
     
  19. deleted

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    lulz..
     
  20. Asmodean

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    There's a subtile difference in detecting them by smell or by sight :mickey::mickey:
     

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