what if i kicked you in the box?

fuck that... there's no way you could pack a good enough punch that would take my ginormous fortitude
and no, this is not an ego thang, its tha truwf

 

i said kick not punch
i have steel toed 20 holed docs


how about this, what if i kicked you in the box and then asked for you to make me dinner?
what would be your reaction then?

 

I would laugh, punch you, pour hot oil on you and then stab you. Oh and thump you on the head with a spoon.

 

I usually keep my pussy in my box, so I'm sure I would be horrified...

 

I would tell ya that you are a real mans kinda woman

 

i hate any pussy, so i'd find double satsifaction in that

ang your attempt at being violent amuses me
keep it coming darling

 

i try to please

 

Haha it's not an attempt. Just telling you what I would do. Hell I'm from the south...there is always hot grease in the kitchen. I would stab you because I know you get off on that....and the thump on the head is just to make me laugh.

 

Uhhhh, to kill.

 

you are so considerate angela, this is why i love you enough to kick you in the box

 

A girl that I knew got kicked in the box once. But a guy.

She ruptured a large vein, had to have surgery and went into the emergency room.

It's not funny.

 

what if i kicked your lunch box?
that's kind of funny....

all i said was box, you guys were the ones that spun it the way you wanted it to go

 

My mom made me that lunch

*cries*

 

I would **** punt you in return. It would only be fair.

 

teeheehee **** punt

i'm sorry ally, but when those oranges and that banana feel out and made a fruit penis, that was just hilarious

 

Fruit Penis. Good name for a band.

 

wanna make it an all girl band allison?
i'll play drums, you play bass
we need a singer/guitarist and we're set

 

I sing and play the guitar, badly. But really, you wouldn't want anyone to make you guys look bad would you?

This is my latest song....

I got kicked, in the fruit penis
My eeeyes were blind, I was terrified
crying out against an act so heinous

My baaallls, an impact so severe
Writhing around on the cold cold ground
Screams so loud that the Lawd could hear

 

i lke it

 

my kitten was sitting on a pizza box and stephen just said it would be a good band name

cat on box...

kind of redundant i guess???