What if God was One of Us?

Would the real estate values and rent go up? Would I have to move away from God? Would churches be built in the neighborhood? Should I open a 7-11?

 

What if God was all of us?

 

Would he have to pay taxes?

 

God among the anarchists is a pleasant bum with always something to give . Share
yur pot , dope .

 

Don't want Old Testament God as a neighbor. I'd be calling the police every couple of days.

 

God is a bum and humanity is being judged on the way we treat him and he just got beat up by a cop.

 

Which church would God worship himself at?

 

Is there a church where people can worship themselves?

 

some of God knows better than worship themselves.

 

"just a stranger on the bus....trying to make his way home.."

 

Too bad, I'm divine myself.

 

i think that's the general idea behind the church of satan.

 

I'm not so good with heat anymore.

 

That explains it, I got stuck as a pimple on God's ass.

 

Yeah but none of us are walking on water or turning water to wine yet either.

 

Then we'd have nothing to whine about if we always had wine and couldn't drown.

 

Eh,

"I got a lotta shit to say to the fucken world"

 

Some Gods are angry Gods, and you are what you is and that's all it tis!