What if babies were dick-fed instead of breast fed?

Then women would be considered creepy.

What with their breasts and whatnot. They are liable to rape somebody

 

i'm guessing the first time the baby started to nibble it would be straight to milk in a can anyway...

people need to come up with a better argument for public breastfeeding than "it's natural" though... by that argument i could shit on your lap and rape your mom, because it's natural.

not that i even have a problem with public breastfeeding, i just think that's a stupid argument for it and yet it's the only one i ever hear.

 

Wait..... people don't dick feed their babies?

 

okay... how about this... would you want to be forced to wait until you were somewhere where it was "okay" to eat if you were hungry RIGHT NOW? basically if my son is/was hungry... I whip out my boob and feed him, no matter where we were.... is that a good enough argument?

how about this one... would you want to eat your meals in a bathroom... often times this is where a breastfeeding momma is told to go when she is nursing her child in public and someone doesn't "approve"....

 

What kind of animals shit on each others laps and rape other animals?
Or maybe we should get the National Geographic channel

 

It is amazing to me that anyone who lives and breathes would have a problem with breastfeeding in public

 

If babies were dick-fed , would that make fathers paedephiles?
Urrgggggg , that seems weird...LOL

 

the fact that you think this is natural truly frightens me.

 

yep, those are both good arguments :cheers2:

probably most of them at times

 

didn't say it's normal, just natural

 

I've never understood what natural means.

Nothing is so unnatural as not to be at least somewhat natural.

And nothing is so natural as to be devoid of unnatural artifice.

What could be outside of nature?

 

you seem to be someone of good judgement.

i say you can trust your gut.

i don't think undies can trust his gut, though.

 

Andy and I were discussing this. I wasn't breast fed and my mom wasn't breast fed. Out family has an adversity towards breast feeding. I know it's the most healthy thing for a baby and want to breast feed, but am afraid I will feel physicaly pleasure from it and then have anxiety attacks from guilt. He didn't understand so I asked him how he would feel if a baby fed from his penis, and then he got it.

 

ps-I am breast feeding. I have d-cups so it would be a waste not to .

 

i forgot how dense self-righteous people can be...

 

It is my gut feeling that you jump to conclusions about people's character a bit too fast

 

Spot on guys. Spot on.