What happens if you talk to a woman that you don't know in the usa when you are drunk?

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  1. Grandeur

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    What happens if you talk to a woman that you don't know in the usa when you are drunk?
     
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    Would one get beaten to death?
     
  3. You would be taken out into the street. First your hands and feet would be cut off, then your tongue cut out, and then you would be stoned to death.
     
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  4. She would scream in terror, "Get away from me!" Then a half dozen men would gather around you and ask what the fuck you were doing and belittle you and tell you to go away. But then they would follow you and beat you up.
     
  5. 6-eyed shaman

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    Depends on what you say to her

    she might become your future wife
     
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    Wow @ these responses already...

    Don’t take social skills advice from Internet forum introverts
     
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  7. Take it from the guy who fucked his cousin.
     
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    Yeah. It must be he highest cirme for a man to talk to an adult woman (18 and more) when he is drunk.
     
  9. Grandeur

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    I want to burn this society.

    I am not part of this society. You can curse at me for that but I am not part of this society.
     
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    Fuck this world. Okay?

    Seriously.
     
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    I am not part of this society. I want everybody to know it.
     
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  12. That's got to be the best punk song ever. The guitar is so vicious. Maybe "Down in Flames" by the Dead Boys is better...

    I don't belong to society either, Grandeur. I think I've got a few years on you, but it ain't no thang. Ain't no thang but a chicken wing on a string at Burger King.
     
  13. Someone once told me there are assholes strategically placed every fifty miles. Seriously, odds are if you talk to a girl drunk in America you'll be fine. But you might just run into an asshole with an ego problem.
     
  14. Grandeur

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    It was what I really wanted to ask on this forum.
     
  15. Something something, something something same...six pack! (I never understood the second line.)
     
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    I guess they beat you up everywhere.

    It sucks to be a man.

    I wish I had been born with a vagina. You can do everything you want when you are a woman.

    If I was born e female, I could do every very fucking thing and I wouldnt even need to ask that on a forum
     
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    I fuck your soceity. I am sorry that I am not part of your soceity.
     
  18. It's not my society. I think people organize like chickens.

    They basically just follow biological programming. Their parents raise them like little monkeys, to ostracize the weak or abnormal.
     
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    I dont have a fucking girlfriend. I dont understand why it is fucking wrong when I talked to a woman that I dont fucking know.
     

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