What Girls Say As They Cum

^^Hey Candybuttons! What do you say/moan/scream when you cum?

 

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Cheers Glen.

 

An ex of mine, this caused us to break up. When we were fucking she said. Pikachu.

The other day my girlfriend said "Im a porn star" and started smacking my dick on her tongue.

When my current GF has an orgasm she says things that are rather simple, or at least I hope they are real orgasms but I now know she fakes them sometimes. She has some troubles having orgasms because of her small Clitoris.

There is a lot of the word FUCK Ooooohhhh fuck - me - HARD! Oh God. Ohh oooomhhhh ohhh.

 

Yep.

 

I wrote it on page 20. But I mainly moan and swear lol

 

Uh-huh....we all know you don't really thiink I am a female. Please, get real dude. Everyone here knows what's what, bro.

And the fact that you are doing this lame "turn the tables" thing since I busted you as a dude really proves I am right. Only a guy who was exposed as trying to be a female like you would try that pathetic shit. A real woman would simply pop a selfie of herself and post it. Thus...easily and convincingly proving me wrong.

Later dude.

LOL.

ps..you really, in all honesty, are not very good at this. Again I cannot help but express total wonder at how you have fooled even a few of these wankers here in thinking you really are some slutty little girl. Whom...again...the real ones don't sit at their pc's all day and talk about it..they are out doing it.

 

Finally...a real woman responds? LOL

My wife told me once, while we were watching a porn together, that you can tell when a woman has a REAL orgasm because he thighs will quiver. And that most actresses don't get this part right when they do sex scenes i movies.

Cheers.

 

hopefully not someone else's name

 

Lots of people here know I am female, except for you. LOL

 

I guess you never made your wife orgasm then hey Crystal LOL
If you did make her orgasm then she wouldn't have to tell you that!

 

I have sex issues. One of my issues is my penis. I've been told it's big, but when I think about it, relative to the size of the rest of my body, like an arm or a leg, it's really small. It seems like all penises are actually very small compared to much larger things, but girls act like they're so big. Is that all just an act or do they really think they're great big? I swear penises are a really small body part.

They also act like you're so masterfully controlling it, but like I said they're not that big and really pretty simple. It's not like driving a truck or something. The thing doesn't even have buttons it just goes in and out. Yet girls freak out like you're doing something so incredible. Is this mostly an act or am I missing something here?

 

Nope, it's not an act! Sure they are small compared to arms and legs but we aren't comparing them.
When we see a big hard Cock, we know how it's gonna feel going into our tiny hole. we also know how much it can hurt.

 

What if they make robots with larger cocks and more powerful thrust? Will it make a difference or will you still hang on to men? And why?

That confuses me too...it's not even necessarily a pleasurable experience for the woman. I mean you can derive pleasure from pain, but that is because pain is a meaningful experience. A body part obviously contains great meaning for each individual. But I worry that this all stems from a desperation for a meaningful experience and thus isn't a truly meaningful experience no matter how much we try to convince ourselves that it is.

 

I had a girlfriend that yelled, "MOTHERFUCKER!!" at the top of her lungs when she came once while we were screwing. I almost died laughing it was so funny.

 

Mine says "Oh Amy, oh Amy, how do I love thee; let me count the lays (she's referring to Amy Schumer). However, when she's feeing really kinky and twisted she says "Oh, Margaret, Oh, Margaret . . . " referring to the inimitable Margaret Cho

 

they dont say much

im pretty good with the duct tape

 

My ex said "I'm cumming"

 

part of that pleasure, surely, is alternation of pain and relief. The flood of endorphins between strokes can reinforce the desire to participate in the activity (generally with a safeword).

Just sayin'. I have very rarely met girls who wanted to be spanked or who wanted to spank me and I wouldn't have the stomach for serious BDSM.

Indeed, the excruciating boredom of having to take care of a slave and chant the obligatory ritual phrases would have me screaming "Oh Lord . . . I just want to read a book or mow the lawn or something.

 

I usually make a lot of noise rather than meaningful phrases. But on occasion I have yelled out "Help!" when it's really intense. I know, weird, but there it is.