What food do you want to have served at your funeral?

Mushrooms, while listening to White Rabbit, the same ones Grace Slick sings about!
For dessert a certain kind of Pie, the old home style. while listening to The End by the Doors.
I want to go out in style.

 

Since I'll be dead and unable to participate, I don't give a stuff !!!

 

No funeral. Medical school donation of body. Already organised.

 

I'm DEAD !!! how can I see my friends enjoying themselves ???

 

.... But there's a carcass under there as well as a wish bone !!!

 

In that case my answer is none

 

i doubt there'll be any funeral. got no one to leave behind to organize one.
there are cousins by my mother's sisters, but they're all my age or older,
and probably have no idea where i live and as far as i know, less reason to care.

never had any contact of any kind with my father's family. he had kind of disowned them before he married my mom.

my wife's family, would be the most likely of any, or the baha'is of roseville california.
though i haven't attempted to maintain contact there either. thought about it occasionally, but never have.

but on the subject, maybe deviled eggs and macaroni salad.
i think lasagnia would be a bit fascious, but it does cross my mind.
or pizza, but i'm not that cheezy for either. suchi but i'm not that fishy either.

if you remember stranger in a strange land, there was a kind of ritual bit of seasoning with the deceased's ashes.
i think i may have consumed some of my father's, but that was kind of by accident. and anyway, that was more then a decade ago.

the veterans will probably have some kid play taps.

and then, considering what website this is
"in heaven there is no bheer, so we must drink it here"

 

Well I want everyone entering my services to be handed some kind of snack, it's not important what, only that it will be eaten. Then a little into my memorial when shit starts to get weird they'll all realize they've just eaten the heaviest dose of LSD they've ever had and they'll all receive one last gift from me. Then I want the doors locked from the outside and a playlist of my choosing to be played until at once the lights will cut, a bunch of midgets will sneak in dressed like daytime talkshow hosts and then the fun will really begin once lights and sound come back on with the speakers blaring Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

 

At my funeral I'll be serving Soylent Green.

 

I'll be dead. Just say your peace and move on.