What Does This Shirt Say?

I can't figure out what words on the shirt are.

 

I woke up turnt up. AKA high, still under the influence.

 

it says "i have no boobs, but nobody's complaining."

 

Thanks. I had no idea what that meant. I'm going to get a shirt that says "I'm old and I'm not cool."

 

Turn down for what?

Turn down because i'm old and I have shit to do in the morning

Is what my shirt would say

 

I like this one, I think it shows strength of character.