what does the poster above you really want?

Bikini wax that doesn't hurt

 

silent but deadly farts

 

15 acres and 50 mail order brides to work the land and serve him homemade beer

 

A nice loving 10 inch gyrating dildo

 

some lube and tissues

 

a shiny gold pocket watch

 

the funny thing about that is right now I'm not masturbating because I got addicted and decided to stop for a while.... damn it's hard (stoping not my dick)

anyways crummy wants a big sloppy wet kiss, what a fag

 

pee wee hermans porno collection

 

new cabinets for the master bath

 

new cabinets for the slave bath

 

breaded fish sticks.

 

fried cheese on a stick

 

erotic massage and sleepover at mike jacksons

 

im sory fried cheese on a stick .....wisconcin .....the epicure state

 

mmmmmmmmmmmm I DO want fried cheese on a stick now!!!!
Makno wants santa to bring him a pope hat for yule this year

 

a life size cardboard cut out of screech from saved by the bell (and fried cheese on a stick)

 

large pope hat made entirly of fried cheese

 

a deep fried pope

 

Honey dipped deep fried frog legs with apple sauce.

 

the largest belgian fry in the world ....smothered in mayonaise ....with a fried cheese pope hat on it .....pappa de roma....