what does the poster above you really want?

a host of assclowns

 

To light the flame for the next Olympics

 

To give a speech at the Democratic National Convention

 

a 50 square mile autonomous zone around his house

 

to fall off a rocking horse

 

to suck wiggy's toes

 

to spooge on a saddle

 

500lbs of frozen packaderm sperm

 

A goat, a length of rope, and neighbors that sleep through anything

 

Pictures of Matchstick Men

 

70 different birthday cards for a daughter from both of us

 

A translucent bowling ball

 

glow in the dark golf balls

 

Actually, I have those already....

Two tickets to Saturday Night Fever on Broadway

 

I single rose floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

 

to sell their soul for Bee Gees tickets

 

Lifetime supply of petrolium jelly and hairnets.

 

a complete set of empire strikes back collector plates

 

hahaha I am the sixhundred and six-seventh reply....crummyrummy wants to marry hippievixen.

 

TheMistress wants to have a 3-some with the Libertine clan.