what does the poster above you really want?

two large pizzas with olives, onions, peppers and catnip.

 

to be a male stripper

 

to stuff wads of money in my trousers

 

a packet of Minties..

 

goat beer

 

a flower in his hair

 

to be accepted

 

To discover his lost youth.

 

me haha

 

Don't worry, I accept you.


Sit down, and drink goat milk with my serfs. I shall show you my rastafari temple, where you can relieve your frustration imposed on you by the commodified culture. When you wake up from a good night sleep, I ought to show you our state-of-the-art elephants. They will take you throughout Africa.

 

a clean colon

 

a cookie

 

she would like someone to buy her a microscope

 

snow, so he can build a snowman

 

men, so she can continue her diabolical experiments with electricity

 

A keg of beer

 

a functioning penis (no offence meant)

 

A handshake for saying no harm done

 

A couple more kegs of beer and a crate of Johnny Walker to boot

 

to be a king