what does the poster above you really want?

to live with the Queen..

 

to give prince william a foot massage

 

to have accupuncture tomorrow morning..

 

to bury the hatchet with a lost friend over a long forgotten feud

 

to be able to surf on Bondi beach..

 

To stuff a duck into a tuba and blow like there is no tommorrow.

 

to share a bed with 4 blow-up dolls..

 

to get a my size barbie for her next birthday

 

to be sent a dozen red roses..

 

to have here toe nails painted by bill gates

 

to be able to lay eggs like a chook..

 

to be able to recite all 206 bones in the human body in alphabetical order in under 45 seconds, starting.........NOW

 

to be a dancer at a gay club..

 

to wear hot pants and dance on Rod Stewerts front Lawn for a living

 

to have his back scratched..

 

to scratch my back

 

to have a maid move into his house..

 

a roast duck dinner for two for her and a special guest of her choosing.

 

wants me to cook him his diner everynight next month..

 

Wants peanuts and alcohol.