what does the poster above you really want?

big gay al to send him an e-card for st. andrews day

 

to get drunk and ride his bike off a cliff and say it was the best night of his/her life.

 

to stand in front of a parade of heavyset balding nudists

 

to attend bingo with his grandmother..

 

to bury herself up to her neck in vanilla pudding

 

to sing "im a little tea pot" on the tonight show

 

A gravy boat shaped like the bus from the muppet show

 

a neck massage (or maybe that's me)

 

no its definitely me...but it appears people with cr as initials all want neck rubs.

she also wants a wine glass molded on sandra bernhardts left breast.

 

he wants to become a cattle farmer in Australia..

 

she wants to becaome a major power player on wall street

 

wants to ride bareback on a sheep going down your local high street

 

wants to own the thousand monkies at a thousand typewriters that writes the next great work of fiction.

 

to eat their own body weight in cream of wheat

 

a harmonica

 

green nose hairs

 

To become a used car salesman

 

to join the revolutionary armed force of colombia and die a heroin of the revolution

 

to go to the gathering

 

to dig a whole the size of Kansas 14 inches deep on the dark side of the moon