what does the poster above you really want?

to get a tattoo of a rabbit on his left foot..

 

to tattoo a left foot on a rabbit salesman's cousin's second boyfriend's mom's back

 

to have a vagina..

 

to worship the devil

 

to have the staying power of a small hippo

 

to be able to ride a pushbike..

 

sing soundtracks in bollywood movies

 

malted barley and hops-ade

 

to have a sex change and become a nun..

 

a tennis ball the size of a cruise ship

 

a leather g-string..

 

two full cds of pan flute music

 

the tooth fairy to visit him..

 

a sugar bowl shaped like a large beatle

 

to be shaved all over

 

to be able to brew beer for me..

 

To get megged...

 

to be able to fly a broom..

 

to dive in the olympics

 

to be on the next Harry Potter movie..