what does the poster above you really want?

wants to quit using toothpaste as deodorant

 

wants to start licking dandruff shampoo bottles

 

EDIT*too slow*



wants to stop plugging his bum with regular tampons and start using super plus

 

to fall on her rear end in front of joe rogan and have him help her up

 

to be sat on by Mimi from the Drew Carey show

 

she wants to bring a friend to their senses

 

He wants to be a bird so he can fly far, far away from here.....

 

she wants to make me eat

 

he wants to eat with Daisie

 

she thinks she wants a cow, but she really wants a hippo

 

he thinks he wants a camel but he really wants a BONSAI KITTY!

 

would walk a mile for a crocodile

 

she secretly wants a life-sized David Hasselhoff doll....

edit: too slow...

Crummy wants a Pope hat.

 

Secretly wishes she could be Pam Anderson

 

daisy wants to get a big box of stryofoam popcorn and jump in it

 

Crummy wants to eat a plate of spaghetti that is just one long noodle.......*sluuuurrrrrrrrrp*

 

daisy wants more alome time with her "back" massager

 

crummy wants to watch daisie with said back massager

 

hf2004 wants to sterilize some surgical equipment

 

cr wants to be homogenised