what does the poster above dream of at night?

Living in The Alps with Heidi and her grandfather.

 

Living in a cave with The Imaginary Being and his Invisible Friend.

 

Being the one who got to put the cornrows in Bo Derek's hair.

 

raising a crop of dental floss in Montana.....;-D

 

being on stage at the Royal Command Performance-and his trousers fall down.

 

dreams of soothing my irritated donker

 

dreams of having a donker that isn't covered in yoghurt to sooth his rash-tho' if he plays his cards right I just may lick it off for him.

[that's his OTHER dream]

 

that he plays geetar righthanded and drives on the 'right' side of the road....;-D

 

young totty of course

 

i love this post so much i would like to have sex with it.

and foreplay... so long as it's all about the post.

 

You dream of waking up and having cornflakes that no one has pee'd in.

 

dreams of getting her own back on the Yankees

 

A good rain to moisten his roots...

 

owning a lawn tractor with a sybian seat installed :leaving:

 

Being stranded on a island with swimsuit models...

 

skinny dipping with strange younger Canadian men

 

Winning the lottery so he can more somewhere warm and sunny all year round...

 

BBAD,yodelling as he swings through the trees on a vine in just a loincloth to grab her and 'take her away from all this'.

 

Of Led Zeppelin's falling and Lucy in the sky with Diamonds, dream on you crazy diamond.....;-D

 

of album covers that were works of art in themselves,still in the plastic,unscratched,with a new diamond needle in the stylus and a fresh cloth to wipe the vynal......