What does Bush do in his spare time?

Dude I aced the MCAS, those are so easy, you really have to be stupid not to pass them. And right after those I took my PSAT, and got in the top 1% of the state on those.

 

Hooked on Monkey Phonics

 

Seriously, I bet he never really choked on a pretzel. My theory is those bandaids he had on his face from time to time (look back at his run in 2000 and he had one on his face then, too) were due to biopsies checking skin cancer.

 

The bandaid on his face in 2000 was covering a boil that broke out after he heard that Gore retracted his concession and challenged the election results. It must have made Bush quite upset. His Dad was really upset the next day. He couldn't even talk straight in front of the press and was stuttering like Porky Pig about Gore.

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HE probably does absolutely NOTHING. Just sits there. Cartoons are too advanced and require thinking for him. Or he thinks up ways of making our economy suck MORE.

 

those who claim to be self-made, relieve the diety of a great burden of responsibility.

as for shrubery the simple, last i heard he plays cowboy in texas when he isn't playing president in the white house, or pouting over having to do that instead of being made commishioner of baseball.

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