What does a gal have to do to get dicked down?

who do you think you're telling here. :tongue:

It's not that bad, but on average, I'd say twice a month, maybe three times. I don't know how virgins do it.

 

Being a virgin is easy. Once you've actually had sex you just want it way more than you did beforehand. After I lost my virginity I could not stop downloading porn for months.

I assume you had sex as soon as you went through puberty so you wouldn't really know what that feeling is like.

 

Actually no, I was a virgin until I was almost 18.... it was awful then too.

 

/v/irgin.

 

You hit puberty at 17? I'm sorry.

 

<are you near any bases?

 

just call me--ill take care of you

 

:toetap05:

 

:smilielol5:

 

*punches you in the face*

are you going to smile and 'lol' again?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeP1Klmk0ng&NR=1

 

*Wrestles bitch to the ground, zipties wrists behind back, puts in a folding chair*

What the fuck was that ho? sucker punchin' mah man?

bros before ho's bitch.

 

....

 

i think EA needs some cocksmacking from me

 

who do you think you are? don't make me grab my wip. :toetap05:

 

yes, go get the whip for me
you have ten lashings to account for

 

*busts out of 'restraints'....*

Oh yea...

*bites head off*

 

this is why you cant get no dick, you scare them away.. .. but I like em feisty, keep it up.. mmhum...

 

not to be used on me! hahaha

 

*grows head back*

you oughtn't have done that.