What does a gal have to do to get dicked down?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Enraged Angel, Jun 26, 2009.

  1. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    I think you're beautiful and I get you. But I've taken a vow of celibacy.
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i would have thought asking would be sufficient...
     
  3. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    Liar! :mad:
     
  4. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    230 isn't really big in today's society. I became around there after a depo shot and still had love. You have three kids, you need to be easier on yourself.
    Have you tried older guys? They tend not to be as shallow as the younger ones and are usually pretty good with kids.
    The funny thing about guys, after you've moved on, all of a sudden they want you and it feels good saying 'sorry baby, it's too late. I don;t really remember you too well anyway'. Sorry, that was a personal moment and reflection of glory lol.
    It's goign to be okay Jess. You were fine without this person and 230 or not, you look great. I;ve seen pictures of you and I know no one puts bad pics of themselves on the internet, but you can;t fake your gorgeous facial features and cute upturned nose.
    if I were you and I'm not, and I hope I am nto being pushy, I would go on public assitance, go back to school and collect child support. I thinka fter you spend sometime worrying about you, life will get better.

     
  5. deleted

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    ptff.. thats a lame excuse..
    Maybe you need a plumper shot to give you some motivation..

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    there you go.. :D
     
  6. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    She actually looks pretty nice for a bigger girl....

    I just seen the photo name, FatChickLingerie :mad:
     
  7. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    I lol'd. :D
     
  8. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    My wifes a bigger gal and after 11 years of being together, I still dream about bangin her and still think she's smokin damn hot.
     
  9. deleted

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    damn you properties :D :d
     
  10. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    take less pictures that feature your big forehead.

    (the mean post)

    Find a guy you'd like to fuck and tell him "put your cock in me" he should get sufficiently turned on that you'll be good from there.

    condoms, etc....

    (normal post)


    I don't know how to do a nice post in this thread, so I owe you one nice post or a +rep. to be redeemed when my +24 hours are up if I haven't gotten in a nice post first.
     
  11. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    never woulda guessed you weighed 230.

    like, ever.

    I thought you were a skinny bitch.
     
  12. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    I haven't weight myself for a long time... I'm guessing I'm about that much... I am 5' 7.
     
  13. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    You being nice in a thread like this, haha... that is suprising. :eek:

    Are you sick? :confused:



     
  14. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    yeah, I thought you were, like penny diameter.
     
  15. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    You seriously look short and tiny. Petite !
     
  16. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    my suggestion:
    find a guy that likes/wants you, perhaps a guy that isn't an asshole

    it's a hard lesson to learn, but some guys just don't give a fuck about you and you need to move on
    this goes for alot of girls, myself included at one point
     
  17. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    true enough, If I had to struggle that much for attention and sex, phew i'm pretty sure ida moved on. I dont know anybodys side of the story here but I know that a person like myself could not last where I had to struggle for the love, affection, and attention of another. Whether this is real or perceived, it's not a sound foundation of a lasting relationship. I would suggest both parties move to greener pastures.
     
  18. deleted

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    I need a plump girl cause all the skinny ones say "my pussy is hurting" after a few hrs.. :D
     
  19. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

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    blaaaa bullshit! i don`t..and i`m skinny :rolleyes:
     
  20. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    but you aint had orison yet. that aint a squirrel in his pnats, you know.
     
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