What Do You Want On Your Tombstone?

Here lies Terrapin2190.

Man of many words...
He yelled obscenities to the wrong dude.

or perhaps...

He shouldn't have been playing guitar during that rainstorm.

 

"Free Hugs"

 

I told you I was ill

 

<--- i'm with stupid

 

a bench, where people can stop and rest their feet, and a picture of a solar powered narrow gauge transit stop, with the people who like like somewhere between a cat and mustilid, getting on and off the little trains, just big enough to sit inside of. and behind and around that transit stop. are pathways leading off from it in all directions, through a garden like area, and the buildings, visible through the trees, have no square corners nor flat sides, and sheltered transition spaces over and in front of their doorways.

no, i don't need a grave marker. maybe the v.a. will put a little 9-pointed star on it. there is no difference between my bones, and those of any other living thing that dies.
if you want to do something for my bones, do something for the balance of living communities.

for the world in which the living remain to live.
put something in the water to lower the human birthrate.
use cleaner and less wasteful means for energy and propulsion.

it doesn't need a name or a date. it certainly doesn't need pizza or a hamburger, or a little child's scrawl of a car. it doesn't need the symbols nor sayings of any one religious belief.

i don't believe either of my parent's remains were treated as whey would have wished. i see no reason to expect mine to be.
but my father didn't expect to care what was done with his. i don't either. though i would like the energy they could be converted into to be released.

i really don't entirely expect there to be one.

 

Level Completed

 

Harpo, the world's first time-traveller
(1962-4572400725)

 

Pepperoni and jalapenos

 

She loved deeply.

 

"Treasure Buried in Coffin"

 

.

 

Hey guys I was only fuckin kidding

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKspf06XuaQ

 

"THE FUCK YOU LOOKIN' AT?"

 

"Thank You for reading my Tombstone...



I will now haunt you for the rest of your life."

 

She bang

 

I dont plan on having one as My ashes are going to be drowned, maybe on the Rhine in a miniature long boat that will be set alight and sailed off.

But if I had to have a tombstone then id probably pre decorate it with runes as a journey of my life. Or something.

 

Although not entirely certain it seems getting a burial in a long boat that gets set on fire was reserved for chieftains or other important people in scandinavian society.

So were you born in the future or in 1962? I can see people pondering at your grave already

 

kiss my ass

 

"Reserved"