What Do You Want For Christmas?

Weed. Lots of weed

 

ok ill settle for five hundred thousand dollars

 

2 extra brains. Make that 3.

 

the myrical of people who hate logic and consideration not existing
and the human population of all parts of the planet being 1/20th or less of that currently
without anyone having to die for this to happen.

and i would like that remaining population to be a hundred times more diverse
then existing capacity for variation in appearance of the human species.

for 2/3rds of the planet, or some planet, with myself living on it,
to be mountainous and densely forested.

for everyone to be allowed to build and live in as strange and unusual a house as they would like,

and of course small form factor rail, little people sized trains,
to replace paved roads and cars,

and everything to run on stored energy charged from solar, wind and other none combustion source.

for people to stop being too greedy to allow these fantasies to be real and instead build and encourage building them.

 

I want it all

 

All I want for Christmas is my two front teef!

 

Where are they now

 

For someone to pay my bills for the month..


Wishful thinking...

 

Dunno ask the kid who sang it.

 

one hundred thousand dollars

 

I dunno who sang it.
I'm asking you cause you posted it.

 

All i want for christmas is you!

 

I changed my mind... I want something.

I want to have a caspule wardrobe. I'm not a minimalist by any means, but I don't like clothes. So, I want enough to get me by, not make me look like a hobo, and keep me fully covered, because I don't want to be naked either. I also don't like color. So, I'm trying to keep it to all black, or mostly black.

I only decluttered a pair of shorts since my new found desire began. So, you can clearly see it's going well for me. And on top of that I suddenly have the urge to want to buy an oversized sweater.

 

By the way, lots of replies. Thanks, guys. I hope you all get the gifts you want. Or are just happy with what you can get.

 

fifty thousand dollars

 

More food.

I should have cooked more, gosh dang it. I'm not an elf here. I eat more than this.

 

Hmm well my memory from that age is rather jumbled. However I do recall a cousin, floss, and a slamming door with aforementioned floss being tied between my mouth and door knob. So more than likely those teeth were lost to curiosity and a healthy dose of stupidity.

 

a cost of living adjustment proportional to how much rents have gone up to the last time there was one, would be kind of nice.