What Do You Want For Christmas?

You can also add what you are gifting others, if you like. But, mainly I want to know what you all want. If you celebrate another holiday that involves gifting, let me know what yoy want as well.

Thanks.

Have a nice day.

 

Every single film, TV show and song ever recorded as far as ten thousand years in to the future, recorded onto a USB clip with a memory capacity the size of a planet, and signed personally by all the great physicists throughout history

 

please please please give me nothing

 

If someone does do that for you, they must really love you. Because that seems a little impossible.

 

or the latest iPhone maybe

and a bike

crate of beer, new laptop, drugs, the ability to levitate for 24 hours

and a new jumper

 

Which iPhone? And what drugs?

 

Both

 

Spoiler

Shakespeare First Folio

 

I just want the lunch. Big lunch with too much ham and pork and quail. Mmmm.

I'll be alone without the rest of my family this Christmas, but I'll have my extended family to be with like uncles and aunts and cousins etc. always a good lunch that happens with family friends etc.

Then probably go home full, digest and get on the drugs and party down.

 

You don't want anything? Why?

I don't want anything either. It's simply because I'm not interested in anything. I'm thinking of volunteering at a soup kitchen, or something. Give back somehow. I haven't volunteered in years. I'm kind of nervous about it. But, the other day I saw this homeless person, and my heart just broke. I felt horrible. Can you imagine homeless animals, and people out in the cold? I have to do something. Anything. I just don't know what. I did give that person $20. It was my lunch money, but whatever. I don't know I have been really extra... I don't know. I really want to volunteer again. That's all I'm trying to say. I'm all over the place right now

 

Lol, I think you misread my post.

 

Ah, holiday food. It is quite good. I'm vegetarian, so I usually have to cook my own thing. So, I don't eat a lot during the holidays, because there is not a lot to pick from. It's actually a good thing because I hate that really full feeling you get when you eat a lot of food. I'm not afraid to get fat. It's not that. I just don't want to feel fat, lol. I'll be sleeping on the toliet if I eat that much.

 

Wow, quite the taste. Sorry, I can't say more. But, I do like your picks. Very interesting.

 

Just get me the iPhone then, or the drugs

 

Dude, I can't... if you don't tell me which iPhone, and what drugs. Geez. Gosh, you're so frustrating.

 

Peas on earth

A lot more peas, they are full of fibre

 

Peas make you poop.
What is up with me and poop today?
I need to stop. It's getting out of hand.

 

Just get me the drugs then, any ones

 

What the hell does it matter, they all look the same

 

Everything makes you poop, if you eat it. Provided it's made of some form of bio organic digestible fibres