What do you want for Christmas?

Sorry, but I rather see you naked than to know your name.

 

You should take it as a compliment, because I think you look very hot naked.

 

Ok then....
Are u looking forward to our weekend ?

 

Yes, very much. I get very horny thinking about it.

 

Good.
Are we sticking only to sex, or u want a tour round the city and stuff like that too ?

 

and arent u always horny ?

 

We could also tour the city and do other stuff, maybe even some romantic things. Or have diner in a nice restaurant and you jerk me off under the table.

 

Oh I like that a lot.
You have some great ideas.
But I am not sure if I ll dare to take u to a nice restaurant. I dont think you can behave.

 

I can behave very well, and besides that; it is also fun to misbehave. Loosen up, girly!

 

Okay then..we ll behave a bit and misbehave a lot.

 

I do like that and I have some great ideas on how to misbehave and some ideas about how to behave.

 

Thats great.
see, I am dumb and not very imaginative or creative, so I ll leave all the planning to u, and I ll do everything u come up with. both good and bad things.

 

Everything? Now that is my kind of girl.

 

Just make sure u come up with sth really fun.
And remeber, I like surprises....

 

No worries, I will come up with something very surprisingly fun.

 

Two front teeth.

Of Dick Cheney. Roundhouse to the face. I'd make a necklace out of it.

 

http://pudsandlosers.blogspot.com/2007/10/warning-dick-cheney-hunting-in-ny.html

Not If he can get a shot off first


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No joke.

 

i want all my bills paid off and some mountain acreage with a teepee on it...