What do you want for Christmas?

Good.
So the whole weekend before Christmas is off, which is fine with me.

 

So you do not want a weekend full of love, sex and romance?

 

I do.
But I also want a card.
You see, I am very demanding and hard to satisfy.
But to make it easier for you, it can be a dirty card, cause I know thats ur area.

 

Can I make a card of myself where I am naked and erected and holding a sign with '<3 J.I.'?

 

Umm...sure.

 

Will the weekend go on when I send you that card?

 

Yes, I promise. And you know its true, cause I never lie.... :Angel:

 

What is your address, so I can send the card?

 

Yeah, I am really gonna write my name, last name and address on the Internet.
we ll take care about the details later.

 

How will we take care of that?

 

Whirled peas.

 

I dont know.
Think of sth....I am dumb, so u have to take care of all the thinking.
When I think, my poor head hurts.

 

You could always PM me with your name, address and naked photographs.

 

I could do that.
And I will, eventually.

 

All of them?

 

Well, not all, but most of them.

 

Damn.

 

what do u want me to leave out ? my name ,address or naked photographs ?

 

Your address.
Or your name.