What do you want for Christmas?

Would you like a pony too ?

 

No, we used to have ponies and horses, but I do not like them so much.

 

You had a pony ? I always wanted one....
Can we have sex ?

 

We had a Shetlander, I think that is considered a pony.

And absolutely!

 

Yay !
And consider it a Christmas gift.

 

Now that is a great Christmas gift.
I will go look for cheap flights to Croatia.

 

Cheap flights ?
Excuse me, but I thought you were rich...
Does that mean you wont buy me a pony if we have sex ?
:huh:

 

So do you want to get presents for sex?
That makes you a whore.

 

I really want a pony....

 

and thanks for the compliment.

 

Ponies are not that great.
I will buy you something else though, because it is Christmas and we have sex.

 

Yay ! A present from Bird !
I like getting presents...but I also like to give.

 

I prefer to give, since I throw must stuff away anyway.
So the best gifts for me are non-material ones really.

 

Thats great. Non-material gifts are my specialty.

 

Mine too.
You can choose between hot, steaming sex, a song written for you or a combination of both. Or I could take you to a pony-farm where you ride topless and I spectate.

 

Thats a difficult choice....
But I ll go with the song...noone has ever written a song for me. So I ll be really happy you wrote it for me, and then I ll let u have ur way with me.
And everyone will be happy...

 

Deal!
Shall it be a song about your beauty, about your bravery, about your intelligence, about your sense of humor or about ponies?

 

I dont know...surprise me...
I also like nice surprises....

 

I have a very nice surprise for you in my pants.

 

I hope its a big surprise....