What do you really want them to say at your funeral ?

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  1. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    To all you good folks gathered here,I think I can speak for everyone--"I thought the bastard would never leave"! Thank you. Please take a joint of that weed he left for you-all at the entrance when you go. Oh -and any volunteers to take his ashes? Anyone? Anyone?
     
    scratcho, Dec 22, 2011
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  3. Jo King

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    I just want everyone to be honest
     
    Jo King, Dec 22, 2011
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  5. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Ooooh-you little liar!

    So you REALLY want the clamouring throng to step up one-by-one to tell the world [via Youtube,natch] what a mong they REALLY thought you were?


    Naaaah-lets keep a little dignity-you were a good sort with an eye for fashion.

    :2thumbsup:
     
    puggybear, Dec 22, 2011
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  7. SpacemanSpiff

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    I want them all to fight over my stuff
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 22, 2011
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  9. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Uhhhh....you mean your well-thumbed stack of Playboy magazines?

    Or are you referring to your 1970 fully-original Mach1 5.2 litre V8 Fuck-Off Red Mustang with the chromed wheels,BBad?
     
    puggybear, Dec 22, 2011
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  11. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I lied...I'm just leaving a bunch unpaid bills and a maxed out credit line
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 22, 2011
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  13. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Even better mate-leave a forwarding address!
     
    puggybear, Dec 22, 2011
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  15. Aerianne

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    I do not want anyone to say "She looks good" ...

    Cremation will take care of that line.
     
    Aerianne, Dec 22, 2011
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  17. scratcho

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    No kidding-when my friends mom died at 96,the funeral home gave her a 5 year guarantee on the casket!! What the hell?
     
    scratcho, Dec 22, 2011
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  19. Jo King

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    Why would I lie about wanting my friends to speak from the heart

    you play the fool to well not to be one.
     
    Jo King, Dec 22, 2011
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  21. Aerianne

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    My sister-in-law and her husband bought space in an air-conditioned mausoleum.
     
    Aerianne, Dec 22, 2011
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  23. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    He was a true outkast but we stilled loved him
     
    PEACEFUL LIBRA, Dec 22, 2011
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  25. franx144

    franx144 Banned

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    I don't want anything said at my funeral. I just want these songs played.




    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZTPsrcfQSE&feature=related"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZTPsrcfQSE&feature=related

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFLJFl7ws_0"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFLJFl7ws_0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODrTIcyNMbA"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODrTIcyNMbA


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1-I6BYuIjI"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1-I6BYuIjI
     
    franx144, Dec 22, 2011
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  27. Mind_Explorer

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    He was high till he died, Let us hit this bong in remembrance of him.
     
    Mind_Explorer, Dec 22, 2011
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  29. funktastic

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    i dont want a funeral

    i want a party so loud i can hear the music from the other side

    [​IMG]

    lol
     
    funktastic, Dec 22, 2011
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  31. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Damn right I am!

    Nature needs us fools so you geniuses can look good. :2thumbsup:
     
    puggybear, Dec 23, 2011
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  33. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    It should have been a lifetime warranty.
     
    TAZER-69, Dec 23, 2011
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  35. Tyrsonswood

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    A "lifetime warranty" on a casket sounds creepy.....
     
    Tyrsonswood, Dec 23, 2011
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  37. GLENGLEN

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    They Should Have Called It An "Afterlife Warranty"...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Dec 23, 2011
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  39. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    So-if the mom manages to beak out of the casket within 5 years,do they get their money back?
     
    puggybear, Dec 23, 2011
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