What do you hate about yourself?

i hate my knees, and elbows
and my hair, how its so damaged, like it needs mad conditioning,
i hate my laziness,
i hate how i binge eat and i can't help it.
i hate my tattoo
and i hate my attitude.

 

Stop taking things so seriously.

 

no

 

This is sad. Stinkfoot apparently was right.

Way to taint an innocent question, Darkness!!!

 

Ooooh, this is a bad one. I have it too. But then if I give it the drink it wants, it gets too heavy and falls flat.

I think my hair is conditionerholic...

 

hot coconut oil works wonders on my very thin, very damaged hair. once per week. wrap in a hot towel for half an hour, wash out with a shampoo for fine, damaged hair.

 

my overbite :coffee:

 

it just adds to your smile and i have a theory that it helps with singing.

 

How would that work exactly?

 

resonance across the hard and soft palate, more volume of air, stuff like that.

 

Hey, thanks!
I have medium hair, but it shouldn't be that far off...

 

whim, can you sing?

 

I hate that i have to pretend to be a teenage girl online to get people to like me because they just wont accept me for the 50 year old polish man i actually am.












wait. what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYokLWfqbaU"]YouTube- "Ebay" by Weird Al Yankovic

 

I hate that i think im HIDEOUS.
I hate that i pretend that i dont.

I hate that i have no dreams or goals and that im completely not driven.
I hate that i feel incomlete without someone by my side.
I hate that i am stubborn.
I hate that i smoke weed to be happy.
I hate that i let the people that took advantage of me go.
...
(i think thats all i got for now.)

 

I hate my lack of self control when it comes to sweet things

 

I hate thinking I am fat. I wish I could be happy with myself.

 

I hate the way I cant get anything done unless I do more than 3 things at the same time.

 

hate? about my? self? nothing. why the hell should i?

i can think of a lot of things i'd like more to be different ways then they are.
not a thing i can think of about myself that would be one of them.

except maybe, i really wouldn't mind immortality.

i would like to have been able to ride interurbans and narrow gauges when they were still running regular and still be around now and younger then i physically am.

yah, i'd rather be 12 then 61, but the more important thing is i'd rather be living it in a world where i didn't have to worry about anything.

 

I hate how I seem to fall for the wrong girls, how I never do anything anymore but sit on my couch and still seem to be a fuck up. Sorry if this offends anybody but I strongly dislike our current president. I hate how MTV/Fuse sold out. And I basically hate the new world what happened to the love, what happened to the respect?

 

I know I'm only a couple years older than you, but I don't seem to remember the old world where those things existed.

Man up.