What do you do when you take a poo?

I yell at the children repeatedly " Can I at least take a shit in peace!!!"

 

i check my horoscope, and see if theres anything else interesting in the daily break most of the time..lol

 

i do alot of my thinking in the bathroom

 

let's see...i fight to keep my kitten from crawling into my pants which are around my ankles while diverting my daughter who wants to climb into my lap. i'm rarely successful at either.

 

I read while having a smoke. Sometimes I'll play poker on my cell phone.