What do you cook a boyfriend for dinner?

Eggplant and tofu?? Good thing we're not at a restaurant: i would escape through the bathroom window

 

You don't like eggplant??

 

Yes, with other stuff than tofu.

 

Gotcha.

Like eggplant moussaka

 

People said Bacon too many times in this thread


Mmmmm Bacon

 

I'm a willing subject :-D

 

Goulash, of course.

 

I would make a curry Really ! only kidding about beans on toast ( doesn't go with beer and wodka )
but not tonight its fish Friday at withers !
Fish Friday, Nations biggest Fish & Chip Shop - J D Wetherspoon

 

i was gonna say cook naked and he will be happy with anything you cook (thats what i do sometimes, alone or with my boyfriend).
but then i saw his parents will be there, so id suggest to keep your clothes on.
ask him what his parents like. thats that i did with my boyfriend. now his parents love me, or at least they pretend to.

 

i don't care how cute she is, bitch touches my KFC and it's over.

i wonder why i'm single...

 

a presidential meal..

Mcdonalds..

 

Meatloaf (with A-1 sauce), mashed potatoes, turnip greens, white beans and cornbread.

 

This is one of those things that sound sexy
But they're not

 

It is if her ass looks like this

 

my younger life I had at lest 4 girlfriends/wife who specialised in over done pork chops …..I always lied and ate them graciously

 

Any Toast ?

 

Not like I watch it or anything

But there was a great quote from one of the nobodys on the Australian version of Im a celebrity get me out of here, last week

"You know what I dont understand about people that dont eat meat?.......Its already dead"