What do you actually do at the beach?

Sweet setup, Iceman.

 

What about those Velcro catchers and you throw a ball and it sticks. Or is that too 1990s lol?

 

I know. I wish I could. I guess I could say I swim as well as an equally sized lump of granite. make hella good progress heading for the bottom... it's just that whole 'running out of air' thing that turns into an issue.. hook me up with some gills, and we'll see, I tell you whut. I'd be a great pearl diver, but they'd have to tie a rope on me to get me back up. lol

I've had people say 'oh, you're just not doing it right' try and teach me to swim, and they're like 'take a breath and lay back' and I'm laying on the bottom of the pool staring up at them like 'now what?'

'ok, we'll put you in a life vest.. ok, lay bac....what in poseidon's blue tinted nipples? the fuck is this shit?'

 

hey! I remember those.. don't forget the frisbee.. and the hackey sack

 

I remember one Xmas my parents bought us all super soaker except I had the best one and everyone knew it I had a backpack water tank and fireman canon. We broke them all though. Apparently salt water makes them seize lol.

 

yeah the salt crystallizes in the lines and cogs em up, then you try to pump for pressure, and something blows out.

 

No such thing as "too 90's"

Well... Except maybe the Mortal Kombat theme. That's probably a bit too 90s.

 

The movie? I love that soundtrack!

 

MORTAALL KOMBAAAAAAAAAT

 

Do do do do do dodo duh dunananan
Doooo Doooo bee beee beeee
Test your might.

 

the arcade game... the original, even.

 

I remember how slow and ridiculous the uppercuts looked.

Man that was a great game when it came out though.

 

And now... A taste of things to come.

 

it tastes like raisins... why does this remind me of a horse?

an amazing one, at that?

 

If it weren't for that horse, I would never have spent that year in college.

 

lewis black.

I always wanted to arrange the following comedy show.

titled 'black and white.'

lewis black and ron white onstage together, with an open bar behind em.

 

Somehow I knew you were going to know that bit.

 

I'm more familiar with carlin and leary, though

 

When I'm at the beach (which is always a nude beach) I enjoy reading and walking along the water edge and talking to others. I enjoy sitting nude in the sand on the waters edge feeling the small waves carres my legs and body while in my ear buds I'm listening to Peter, Paul and Mary. So relaxing. There is nothing more beautiful than sitting there watching the sunrise coming up from the horizon.