What do women respect about guys?

Well I'm slow with everything

 

I respect guys who aren't afraid to punch me in the face.

 

Unless the man has watched too much porn:

 

And, since everyone understands that, skip the seven dollar shots at the bar and DUI on the way home, and be like "wanna get some 40s, yo?"

She'll respect you for it. It's the responsible grown up alcoholic way to get laid.

 

Well damn.

 

Smart lady. Broken people have broken relationships, let them rely on themselves for a fix, rather than use you as a drug...

 

That's right. I didn't feel like I could do anything for myself because I always had to be his everything.